TOP|20161018073701|2016-10-18_0737_US_KNBC_Late_Night_with_Seth_Meyers
COL|Communication Studies Archive, UCLA
UID|3cf2851a-950e-11e6-8258-089e01ba0326
DUR|0:59:53.48
VID|640x352|1920x1080
SRC|UCLA Library
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LAN|ENG
LBT|2016-10-18 00:37 America/Los_Angeles
20161018073708.607|20161018073709.074|CC1|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
20161018073709.208|20161018073709.408|CC1|♪♪
20161018073709.541|20161018073710.075|CC1|>> Announcer: FROM
20161018073710.209|20161018073710.676|CC1|30 ROCKEFELLER PLAZA IN
20161018073710.809|20161018073711.477|CC1|NEW YORK, IT'S "LATE NIGHT WITH
20161018073711.610|20161018073713.746|CC1|SETH MEYERS."
20161018073713.879|20161018073714.747|CC1|TONIGHT --
20161018073714.880|20161018073716.348|CC1|CHRIS PRATT --
20161018073716.482|20161018073717.015|CC1|SETH AND MILEY CYRUS BECOME
20161018073717.149|20161018073719.551|CC1|FRIENDS --
20161018073719.685|20161018073720.853|CC1|CO-CREATORS OF "HIGH
20161018073720.986|20161018073721.653|CC1|MAINTENANCE" BEN SINCLAIR AND
20161018073721.787|20161018073723.822|CC1|KATJA BLICHFELD --
20161018073723.956|20161018073724.490|CC1|FEATURING THE 8G BAND WITH
20161018073724.623|20161018073726.358|CC1|ELAINE BRADLEY.
20161018073726.492|20161018073727.726|CC1|♪♪
20161018073727.860|20161018073728.894|CC1|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
20161018073729.027|20161018073730.429|CC1|LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
20161018073730.562|20161018073731.463|CC1|SETH MEYERS.
20161018073733.098|20161018073734.533|CC1|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
20161018073734.666|20161018073735.401|CC1|♪♪
20161018073735.534|20161018073736.168|CC1|>> Seth: GOOD EVENING, I'M SETH
20161018073736.301|20161018073736.835|CC1|MEYERS, THIS IS LATE NIGHT.
20161018073736.969|20161018073738.604|CC1|HOW 'S EVERYBODY DOING TONIGHT?
20161018073738.737|20161018073742.541|CC1|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
20161018073742.674|20161018073742.841|CC1|YEAH.
20161018073742.975|20161018073743.509|CC1|GOOD CROWD TONIGHT.
20161018073743.642|20161018073745.210|CC1|[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
20161018073745.344|20161018073747.579|CC1|LET'S GET TO THE NEWS.
20161018073747.713|20161018073748.947|CC1|SENATOR ELIZABETH WARREN SAID
20161018073749.081|20161018073750.749|CC1|YESTERDAY THAT DONALD TRUMP IS
20161018073750.883|20161018073751.483|CC1|TOO CHICKEN TO RELEASE HIS TAX
20161018073751.617|20161018073752.751|CC1|RETURNS.
20161018073752.885|20161018073753.886|CC1|TOO CHICKEN?
20161018073754.019|20161018073755.120|CC1|I DON'T KNOW.
20161018073755.254|20161018073756.155|CC1|HE LOOKS MORE LIKE HAM TO ME.
20161018073756.288|20161018073759.425|CC1|[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
20161018073759.558|20161018073800.692|CC1|VICE PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEE
20161018073800.826|20161018073802.461|CC1|TIM KAINE SAID THIS WEEK, THAT
20161018073802.594|20161018073804.129|CC1|WHEN DONALD TRUMP INSULTS
20161018073804.263|20161018073804.830|CC1|HILLARY CLINTON IT MAKES HIM
20161018073804.963|20161018073806.031|CC1|FURIOUS.
20161018073806.165|20161018073807.232|CC1|AND YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO SEE
20161018073807.366|20161018073809.835|CC1|TIM KAINE WHEN HE IS FURIOUS.
20161018073809.968|20161018073811.437|CC1|NO, ACTUALLY, LET'S SEE THAT.
20161018073811.570|20161018073812.004|CC1|OH --
20161018073812.137|20161018073815.073|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018073815.207|20161018073816.341|CC1|THE CLINTON FOUNDATION HAS
20161018073816.475|20161018073818.243|CC1|REPORTEDLY ALERTED STAFF THAT
20161018073818.377|20161018073819.278|CC1|THERE WILL BE DOZENS OF LAY OFFS
20161018073819.411|20161018073820.379|CC1|AT THE END OF THE YEAR.
20161018073820.512|20161018073822.281|CC1|SAID ONE STAFFER, PLEASE BE ME,
20161018073822.414|20161018073824.082|CC1|PLEASE.
20161018073824.216|20161018073825.584|CC1|OH PLEASE BE ME.
20161018073825.717|20161018073826.785|CC1|THAT'S AVAILABLE.
20161018073826.919|20161018073830.155|CC1|[ APPLAUSE ]
20161018073830.289|20161018073831.957|CC1|DONALD TRUMP SAID YESTERDAY THAT
20161018073832.090|20161018073833.659|CC1|THERE WILL BE A GREAT PLACE FOR
20161018073833.792|20161018073836.028|CC1|FORMER PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE
20161018073836.161|20161018073837.062|CC1|DR. BEN CARSON AND HIS
20161018073837.196|20161018073837.996|CC1|ADMINISTRATION IF HE WINS,
20161018073838.130|20161018073839.064|CC1|ALTHOUGH I'M GUESSING IT WON'T
20161018073839.198|20161018073840.265|CC1|BE SECRETARY OF ENERGY.
20161018073840.399|20161018073848.674|CC1|[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
20161018073848.807|20161018073850.309|CC1|A NEW POLL HAS FOUND THAT ALMOST
20161018073850.442|20161018073852.110|CC1|70% OF VOTERS SAY THEY HAVE
20161018073852.244|20161018073853.879|CC1|CONCERNS ABOUT DONALD TRUMP'S
20161018073854.012|20161018073855.447|CC1|RHETORIC AND THE OTHER 30% SAID,
20161018073855.581|20161018073856.515|CC1|WHICH ONE'S RHETORIC?
20161018073856.648|20161018073902.988|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018073903.121|20161018073905.524|CC1|FACEBOOK FOUNDER MARK ZUCKERBERG
20161018073905.657|20161018073906.925|CC1|ANNOUNCED A $3 BILLION
20161018073907.059|20161018073908.627|CC1|INITIATIVE YESTERDAY, TO CURE OR
20161018073908.760|20161018073910.529|CC1|MANAGE ALL DISEASES WITHIN THE
20161018073910.662|20161018073911.930|CC1|NEXT LIFETIME.
20161018073912.064|20161018073913.665|CC1|HOPEFULLY TO INCLUDE WHATEVER
20161018073913.799|20161018073915.200|CC1|DISEASE IT IS THAT MAKES MY AUNT
20161018073915.334|20161018073916.902|CC1|THINK I WANT TO PLAY CANDY CRUSH
20161018073917.035|20161018073917.536|CC1|SAGA.
20161018073917.669|20161018073919.805|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018073919.938|20161018073921.440|CC1|YOU'RE SICK.
20161018073921.573|20161018073924.943|CC1|YOU'RE VERY SICK.
20161018073925.077|20161018073926.445|CC1|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
20161018073926.578|20161018073927.613|CC1|TODAY IS THE OFFICIAL START OF
20161018073927.746|20161018073929.414|CC1|FALL, BUT ANALYSTS SAY THAT
20161018073929.548|20161018073930.349|CC1|GLOBAL WARMING WILL CAUSE
20161018073930.482|20161018073931.049|CC1|TEMPERATURES CONSISTENT WITH
20161018073931.183|20161018073932.618|CC1|LATE JULY.
20161018073932.751|20161018073934.319|CC1|ON THE BRIGHT SIDE IF YOUR
20161018073934.453|20161018073936.288|CC1|PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE GETS COLD
20161018073936.421|20161018073936.955|CC1|YOU CAN JUST SET IT ON THE
20161018073937.089|20161018073937.623|CC1|SIDEWALK FOR A FEW MINUTES.
20161018073937.756|20161018073940.993|CC1|[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
20161018073941.126|20161018073944.529|CC1|AND FINALLY -- SORRY, JUST
20161018073944.663|20161018073945.397|CC1|LAUGHING ABOUT THAT PUMPKIN
20161018073945.530|20161018073945.797|CC1|LATTE JOKE.
20161018073945.931|20161018073949.001|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018073949.134|20161018073950.302|CC1|BECAUSE SOMEONE HAD TO.
20161018073950.435|20161018073958.477|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018073958.610|20161018073959.077|CC1|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
20161018073959.211|20161018073959.811|CC1|A YOUNG MAN WORKED VERY HARD ON
20161018073959.945|20161018074000.612|CC1|THAT JOKE.
20161018074000.746|20161018074002.414|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018074002.547|20161018074005.017|CC1|AND THAT YOUNG MAN HAS PARENTS.
20161018074005.150|20161018074005.951|CC1|AND NOW THEY'RE GOING TO WATCH
20161018074006.084|20161018074006.685|CC1|THE SHOW AND SAY WHICH ONE DID
20161018074006.818|20161018074007.753|CC1|YOU GET ON?
20161018074007.886|20161018074009.321|CC1|AND HE'LL SAY I WROTE THE
20161018074009.454|20161018074011.623|CC1|PUMPKIN LATTE ONE AND THEY'LL
20161018074011.757|20161018074012.658|CC1|SAY, ALL RIGHT.
20161018074012.791|20161018074014.693|CC1|SO --
20161018074014.826|20161018074016.561|CC1|WE ASSUME YOU'RE MOVING HOME.
20161018074016.695|20161018074019.431|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018074019.564|20161018074019.865|CC1|WHERE WERE WE.
20161018074019.998|20161018074022.134|CC1|OH RIGHT.
20161018074022.267|20161018074024.136|CC1|AND FINALLY, THE MAYOR OF FORT
20161018074024.269|20161018074025.237|CC1|LEE ADMITTED YESTERDAY THAT HE
20161018074025.370|20161018074025.971|CC1|LIED TO HIS CONSTITUENTS ABOUT
20161018074026.104|20161018074027.472|CC1|THE BRIDGEGATE SCANDAL BECAUSE
20161018074027.606|20161018074028.106|CC1|HE WAS QUOTE PETRIFIED OF
20161018074028.240|20161018074028.807|CC1|CHRIS CHRISTIE.
20161018074028.940|20161018074030.108|CC1|HIM?
20161018074030.242|20161018074031.443|CC1|HE DIDN'T EVEN LOOK SCARY WHEN
20161018074031.576|20161018074032.144|CC1|HE WAS CAUSING ALL OF THAT
20161018074032.277|20161018074033.445|CC1|TROUBLE FOR THE GHOST BUSTERS.
20161018074033.578|20161018074034.980|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018074035.113|20161018074035.747|CC1|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
20161018074035.881|20161018074039.217|CC1|LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FROM THE
20161018074039.351|20161018074040.152|CC1|NEW FILM "THE MAGNIFICENT
20161018074040.285|20161018074041.219|CC1|SEVEN," ONE OF OUR FAVORITES,
20161018074041.353|20161018074042.254|CC1|CHRIS PRATT, IS HERE TONIGHT.
20161018074042.387|20161018074046.291|CC1|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
20161018074046.425|20161018074047.726|CC1|WE HAVE ANOTHER EDITION OF NBC'S
20161018074047.859|20161018074049.161|CC1|"FORCED FRIENDS" WITH MILEY
20161018074049.294|20161018074049.828|CC1|CYRUS.
20161018074049.961|20161018074052.264|CC1|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
20161018074052.397|20161018074054.566|CC1|AND WE HAVE CO-CREATORS OF HBO'S
20161018074054.700|20161018074055.967|CC1|"HIGH MAINTENANCE" BEN SINCLAIR
20161018074056.101|20161018074057.903|CC1|AND AND KATJA BLICHFELD.
20161018074058.036|20161018074100.739|CC1|SO FIRST -- FIRST, BEFORE ALL
20161018074100.872|20161018074102.007|CC1|THAT, WITH PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION
20161018074102.140|20161018074103.775|CC1|LESS THAN TWO MONTHS AWAY, NEW
20161018074103.909|20161018074105.343|CC1|POLLS ARE COMING OUT EVERY DAY.
20161018074105.477|20161018074106.178|CC1|FOR EXAMPLE THIS WEEK A NEW CNN
20161018074106.311|20161018074109.247|CC1|POLL FOUND THAT DONALD TRUMP WAS
20161018074109.381|20161018074110.882|CC1|BEATING HILLARY CLINTON 45 TO
20161018074111.016|20161018074113.351|CC1|43% BUT THESE POLLS DON'T JUST
20161018074113.485|20161018074114.653|CC1|GIVE A NATIONAL PICTURE.
20161018074114.786|20161018074116.088|CC1|THEY ALSO BREAK DOWN CERTAIN
20161018074116.221|20161018074117.522|CC1|DEMOGRAPHICS IN THE ELECTORATE,
20161018074117.656|20161018074118.190|CC1|AND THEY GET REALLY, REALLY
20161018074118.323|20161018074119.591|CC1|SPECIFIC.
20161018074119.725|20161018074120.992|CC1|SO LET'S DIG DEEPER IN THIS NEW
20161018074121.126|20161018074123.462|CC1|CNN POLL -- TO THIS NEW CNN POLL
20161018074123.595|20161018074125.297|CC1|IN A SEGMENT WE CALL "SPECIFIC
20161018074125.430|20161018074126.231|CC1|DEMOGRAPHICS."
20161018074126.998|20161018074128.100|CC1|M♪
20161018074128.233|20161018074130.869|CC1|[ APPLAUSE ]
20161018074131.002|20161018074132.337|CC1|>> Seth: OKAY.
20161018074132.471|20161018074134.005|CC1|SO WE KNOW THE OVERALL THAT ALSO
20161018074134.139|20161018074135.373|CC1|IN THIS CNN POLL AMONG WOMEN
20161018074135.507|20161018074138.343|CC1|CLINTON IS LEADING 53-38.
20161018074138.477|20161018074140.378|CC1|AMONG WHITE MALES TRUMP IS AHEAD
20161018074140.512|20161018074143.215|CC1|48% TO 41% AND AMONG WHITE MALES
20161018074143.348|20161018074145.383|CC1|WHO CALL THEIR FRIEND GROUP "THE
20161018074145.517|20161018074147.586|CC1|WOLF PACK" IT'S TRUMP UP BIG
20161018074147.719|20161018074148.687|CC1|86-14.
20161018074148.820|20161018074150.088|CC1|[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
20161018074150.222|20161018074151.623|CC1|AMONG PEOPLE WHO WRITE A FIRST
20161018074151.757|20161018074153.258|CC1|DRAFT OF A BIRTHDAY CARD ON A
20161018074153.391|20161018074155.393|CC1|SEPARATE PIECE OF PAPER BEFORE
20161018074155.527|20161018074157.028|CC1|THEY FILL OUT THE ACTUAL CARD
20161018074157.162|20161018074157.729|CC1|IT'S CLINTON 100, TRUMP ZERO.
20161018074157.863|20161018074159.831|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018074159.965|20161018074200.699|CC1|THIS ONE, I FOUND VERY
20161018074200.832|20161018074202.167|CC1|INTERESTING.
20161018074202.300|20161018074204.703|CC1|AMONG MEN WHO CLAIM TO BE
20161018074204.836|20161018074206.338|CC1|FEMININST JUST TO GET LAID, DEAD
20161018074206.471|20161018074207.439|CC1|HEAT, CLINTON 50, TRUMP 50.
20161018074207.572|20161018074209.875|CC1|[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
20161018074210.008|20161018074212.210|CC1|AMONG DADS WHO CAN WHISTLE WITH
20161018074212.344|20161018074213.311|CC1|TWO FINGERS, TRUMP 97, CLINTON
20161018074213.445|20161018074215.113|CC1|THREE.
20161018074215.247|20161018074216.381|CC1|AMONG PEOPLE WHO BLAME THEIR
20161018074216.515|20161018074219.751|CC1|FLATULENCE ON THE DOG IT'S TRUMP
20161018074219.885|20161018074221.219|CC1|AHEAD 89 TO CLINTON'S 11.
20161018074221.353|20161018074222.521|CC1|BUT AMONG PEOPLE WHO BLAME THEIR
20161018074222.654|20161018074223.755|CC1|FLATULENCE ON THE INCREASE IN
20161018074223.889|20161018074224.990|CC1|HORMONES INJECTED INTO FARM
20161018074225.123|20161018074226.057|CC1|FACTORY MEAT YOU CAN FLIP IT,
20161018074226.191|20161018074229.528|CC1|CLINTON 89, TRUMP 11.
20161018074229.661|20161018074230.929|CC1|AMONG PEOPLE WHO FLEX THEIR ARM
20161018074231.062|20161018074232.864|CC1|WHEN SOMEONE TOUCHES IT.
20161018074232.998|20161018074235.667|CC1|THAT'S TRUMP 75, CLINTON 25.
20161018074235.800|20161018074237.569|CC1|AMONG AUNTS WHO SCREAM WHEN THE
20161018074237.702|20161018074239.337|CC1|D.J. PLAYS "THE ELECTRIC SLIDE"
20161018074239.471|20161018074240.872|CC1|AT A WEDDING RECEPTION, CLINTON
20161018074241.006|20161018074243.108|CC1|93, TRUMP SEVEN.
20161018074243.241|20161018074244.509|CC1|HOWEVER AMONG UNCLES WHO MUTTER
20161018074244.643|20161018074245.810|CC1|"THERE SHE GOES AGAIN," EVERY
20161018074245.944|20161018074247.546|CC1|TIME THE AUNT GETS EXCITED ABOUT
20161018074247.679|20161018074249.781|CC1|THE ELECTRIC SLIDE, TRUMP 93,
20161018074249.915|20161018074251.950|CC1|CLINTON 7.
20161018074252.083|20161018074253.485|CC1|AMONG PEOPLE WHO SPEND ALL
20161018074253.618|20161018074254.653|CC1|MORNING THINKING ABOUT FRIED
20161018074254.786|20161018074255.787|CC1|CHICKEN THEN THEY GET TO LUNCH
20161018074255.921|20161018074256.521|CC1|SIGH, AND ORDER GRILLED CHICKEN
20161018074256.655|20161018074256.922|CC1|INSTEAD.
20161018074257.055|20161018074257.689|CC1|CLINTON 63.
20161018074257.822|20161018074259.925|CC1|TRUMP 37.
20161018074300.058|20161018074301.026|CC1|[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
20161018074301.159|20161018074302.427|CC1|AMONG WOMEN WHO WERE LAST SEEN
20161018074302.561|20161018074303.662|CC1|AT BURNING MAN WEARING NOTHING
20161018074303.795|20161018074304.896|CC1|BUT A PUKA SHELL NECKLACE IT'S
20161018074305.030|20161018074305.931|CC1|GREEN PARTY CANDIDATE JILL STEIN
20161018074306.064|20161018074307.065|CC1|IN A LANDSLIDE --
20161018074307.199|20161018074308.967|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018074309.100|20161018074312.671|CC1|-- WITH 98% OF THE VOTE.
20161018074312.804|20161018074314.573|CC1|AMONG PEOPLE WHO SAY THEIR
20161018074314.706|20161018074315.340|CC1|FAVORITE ALL TIME SONG LYRIC IS,
20161018074315.473|20161018074316.207|CC1|♪ PINCHING NURSES ASSES
20161018074316.341|20161018074316.875|CC1|WHILE I'M [BLEEP]
20161018074317.008|20161018074317.676|CC1|OFF WITH JURGENS
20161018074317.809|20161018074318.310|CC1|THAT I'M JERKING ♪
20161018074318.443|20161018074318.977|CC1|♪ BY THIS WHOLE BAG
20161018074319.110|20161018074319.911|CC1|OF VIAGRA ISN'T WORKING ♪
20161018074320.045|20161018074320.779|CC1|♪ EVERY SINGLE PERSON
20161018074320.912|20161018074321.246|CC1|IS A SLIM SHADY
20161018074321.379|20161018074322.180|CC1|SURE LURKING.
20161018074322.314|20161018074323.782|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018074323.915|20161018074324.950|CC1|DEAD HEAT, 50-50.
20161018074325.083|20161018074326.117|CC1|SURPRISED ME.
20161018074326.251|20161018074326.751|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018074326.885|20161018074330.355|CC1|[ APPLAUSE ]
20161018074330.488|20161018074332.457|CC1|AND FINALLY AMONG POLLSTERS, WHO
20161018074332.591|20161018074333.758|CC1|HAVE BEEN POLLING ON THE 2016
20161018074333.892|20161018074335.093|CC1|ELECTION SO LONG, THEY HAVEN'T
20161018074335.226|20161018074336.261|CC1|HAD TIME TO FOCUS ON THEIR OWN
20161018074336.394|20161018074337.262|CC1|LIVES, THEIR OWN ISSUES AND
20161018074337.395|20161018074338.563|CC1|WHETHER OR NOT IT'S STILL
20161018074338.697|20161018074339.664|CC1|POSSIBLE TO WIN THEIR EX-WIFE
20161018074339.798|20161018074340.832|CC1|BACK AFTER ALL OF THESE YEARS,
20161018074340.966|20161018074342.767|CC1|OR IF IT'S EVEN WORTH TRYING
20161018074342.901|20161018074343.735|CC1|SINCE SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH
20161018074343.868|20161018074344.936|CC1|KEVIN AND HE TREATS HER WELL --
20161018074345.070|20161018074346.972|CC1|MUCH BETTER SINCE, THEN SOME
20161018074347.105|20161018074348.340|CC1|WORKAHOLIC POSTER EVER COULD.
20161018074348.473|20161018074351.009|CC1|IT'S CLINTON 73, TRUMP 27.
20161018074351.142|20161018074351.610|CC1|THIS HAS BEEN "SPECIFIC
20161018074351.743|20161018074352.077|CC1|DEMOGRAPHICS."
20161018074352.210|20161018074354.613|CC1|♪♪
20161018074354.746|20161018074355.680|CC1|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
20161018074355.814|20161018074356.381|CC1|WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
20161018074356.514|20161018074356.948|CC1|LATE NIGHT EVERYBODY.
20161018074357.082|20161018074358.516|CC1|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
20161018074358.650|20161018074400.986|CC1|♪♪
20161018074435.820|20161018074437.355|CC1|             Woah!
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20161018074448.834|20161018074450.201|CC1|    You're not taking that.
20161018074450.236|20161018074452.871|CC1|  Mom, I'm taking the Subaru.
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20161018074454.673|20161018074457.075|CC1|  Even when we're not there to
20161018074454.673|20161018074457.075|CC1|        keep them safe,
20161018074457.109|20161018074501.446|CC1|  our Subaru Outback will be.
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20161018074501.480|20161018074503.815|CC1|       Subaru, a Subaru.
20161018074520.265|20161018074522.067|CC1|      I used to blame the
20161018074520.265|20161018074522.067|CC1|     weather for my frizz.
20161018074522.101|20161018074524.502|CC1|       Turns out my curls
20161018074522.101|20161018074524.502|CC1|     needed to be stronger.
20161018074524.537|20161018074527.906|CC1|    Pantene's Pro-V Formula
20161018074524.537|20161018074527.906|CC1|  makes my curls so strong...
20161018074527.940|20161018074530.208|CC1|        ...they can dry
20161018074527.940|20161018074530.208|CC1|    practically frizz free.
20161018074530.242|20161018074531.576|CC1|         Because strong
20161018074531.610|20161018074535.880|CC1|     You both have a perfect
20161018074531.610|20161018074535.880|CC1|         driving record.
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20161018074535.881|20161018074538.616|CC1|     Until one of you clips
20161018074535.881|20161018074538.616|CC1|          a food truck.
20161018074538.617|20161018074540.285|CC1|         Then your rates
20161018074538.617|20161018074540.285|CC1|      go through the roof.
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20161018074543.689|20161018074545.323|CC1|            your rates
20161018074545.324|20161018074546.958|CC1|   due to your first accident.
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20161018074605.678|20161018074607.312|CC1|ve been onyour first accident.
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20161018074605.678|20161018074607.312|CC1|my feel alYea me too.
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20161018074617.590|20161018074619.157|CC1|             I want what he has.
20161018074619.390|20161018074632.303|SEG_00|Type=Story start
20161018074619.390|20161018074632.303|CC1|♪♪
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20161018074739.871|20161018074740.405|CC1|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
20161018074740.538|20161018074741.239|CC1|>> Seth: WELCOME BACK,
20161018074741.372|20161018074742.307|CC1|EVERYBODY, OUR FIRST GUEST
20161018074742.440|20161018074743.841|CC1|TONIGHT IS A TALENTED ACTOR, WHO
20161018074743.975|20161018074745.643|CC1|YOU KNOW FROM HIS WORK ON THE
20161018074745.777|20161018074747.178|CC1|NBC HIT "PARKS & RECREATION" AND
20161018074747.312|20161018074748.446|CC1|THE BLOCKBUSTER FILMS "GUARDIANS
20161018074748.579|20161018074749.147|CC1|OF THE GALAXY" AND "JURASSIC
20161018074749.280|20161018074750.048|CC1|WORLD."
20161018074750.181|20161018074752.450|CC1|HE CO-STARS ALONGSIDE
20161018074752.583|20161018074753.751|CC1|DENZEL WASHINGTON IN HIS LATEST
20161018074753.885|20161018074754.919|CC1|PROJECT THE "MAGNIFICENT 7."
20161018074755.053|20161018074755.820|CC1|WHICH IS IN THEATERS AND IMAX ON
20161018074755.954|20161018074756.587|CC1|FRIDAY LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
20161018074757.522|20161018074758.122|CC1|>> HOW ABOUT WE TAKE THEM OVER
20161018074758.256|20161018074758.389|CC1|IN
20161018074758.523|20161018074801.025|CC1|TO THAT MINE THERE?
20161018074801.159|20161018074802.327|CC1|>> EH, NO THIS IS AS GOOD A
20161018074802.460|20161018074805.163|CC1|PLACE AS ANY.
20161018074805.296|20161018074806.331|CC1|EASY.
20161018074806.464|20161018074807.298|CC1|GENTLEMEN ALLOW ME A MOMENT TO
20161018074807.432|20161018074807.932|CC1|SHOW YOU SOMETHING QUITE
20161018074808.066|20161018074810.868|CC1|MIRACULOUS.
20161018074811.002|20161018074811.769|CC1|>> YOU JUST SHOW US OUR MONEY,
20161018074811.903|20161018074813.071|CC1|FARADAY.
20161018074813.204|20161018074819.310|CC1|>> PICK A CARD.
20161018074819.444|20161018074820.278|CC1|IS THIS YOUR CARD?
20161018074820.411|20161018074821.512|CC1|HEY THAT WAS PRETTY --
20161018074821.646|20161018074822.080|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018074822.213|20161018074822.880|CC1|>> Seth: PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO
20161018074823.014|20161018074823.448|CC1|THE SHOW, OUR FRIEND
20161018074823.581|20161018074824.015|CC1|CHRIS PRATT.
20161018074824.682|20161018074826.718|CC1|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
20161018074826.851|20161018074833.091|CC1|♪♪
20161018074833.224|20161018074844.369|CC1|♪♪
20161018074844.502|20161018074845.570|CC1|>> Seth: GUN SLINGER.
20161018074845.703|20161018074846.204|CC1|>> HUH?
20161018074846.337|20161018074847.071|CC1|>> Seth: YOU'RE A GUNSLINGER.
20161018074847.205|20161018074848.039|CC1|>> I GET TO BE A GUNSLINGER.
20161018074848.172|20161018074848.773|CC1|>> Seth: YOU SLING GUNS ALL OVER
20161018074848.906|20161018074850.541|CC1|THIS MOVIE.
20161018074850.675|20161018074851.275|CC1|>> YEAH, THERE'S A LOT OF GUNS
20161018074851.409|20161018074853.111|CC1|BEING SLUNG?
20161018074853.244|20161018074853.778|CC1|>> Seth: SLUNG, YEAH.
20161018074853.911|20161018074854.345|CC1|>> YEAH.
20161018074854.479|20161018074854.912|CC1|>> Seth: GUNS, SLUNG.
20161018074855.046|20161018074856.080|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018074856.214|20161018074856.781|CC1|NOW, "MAGNIFICENT 7," CLASSIC
20161018074856.914|20161018074857.348|CC1|FILM.
20161018074857.482|20161018074858.149|CC1|>> YEAH.
20161018074858.282|20161018074900.718|CC1|>> Seth: THIS IS, WHAT YOU
20161018074900.852|20161018074901.419|CC1|REMAKE, UPDATING?
20161018074901.552|20161018074903.287|CC1|WHAT WOULD YOU CALL IT?
20161018074903.421|20161018074905.590|CC1|>> I GUESS YOU'D CALL IT --
20161018074905.723|20161018074907.058|CC1|ORIGINALLY THE FILM, THE
20161018074907.191|20161018074909.360|CC1|"MAGNIFICENT 7" FROM THE 60s HAD
20161018074909.494|20161018074910.661|CC1|YUL BRYNNER, STEVE McQUEEN,
20161018074910.795|20161018074912.563|CC1|GREAT CAST, IT WAS CONSIDERED A
20161018074912.697|20161018074914.532|CC1|REMAKE OF A JAPANESE FILM, BY
20161018074914.665|20161018074915.867|CC1|KUROSAWA.
20161018074916.000|20161018074916.300|CC1|>> Seth: SURE.
20161018074916.434|20161018074917.435|CC1|>> CALLED "THE SEVEN SAMURAI."
20161018074917.568|20161018074918.269|CC1|AND SO THIS IS LIKE A
20161018074918.402|20161018074918.936|CC1|REIMAGINING OF THAT STORY.
20161018074919.070|20161018074919.470|CC1|>> Seth: FANTASTIC.
20161018074919.604|20161018074920.271|CC1|>> YEAH.
20161018074920.404|20161018074922.006|CC1|>> Seth: I KNOW THIS IS A BIG
20161018074922.140|20161018074923.074|CC1|DEAL FOR YOU.
20161018074923.207|20161018074924.842|CC1|BECAUSE YOU'VE GRACED MANY --
20161018074924.976|20161018074926.511|CC1|THE COVER OF MANY A MAGAZINE.
20161018074926.644|20161018074926.978|CC1|>> BUT NOW.
20161018074927.111|20161018074927.645|CC1|>> Seth: BUT THANKS TO THIS.
20161018074927.779|20161018074927.979|CC1|>> YEAH.
20161018074928.112|20161018074928.713|CC1|>> Seth: I MEAN --
20161018074928.846|20161018074929.347|CC1|>> I GOT THE BIG ONE.
20161018074929.480|20161018074930.915|CC1|>> Seth: YOU GOT THE BIG ONE.
20161018074931.048|20161018074931.649|CC1|>> Seth: YOU'RE ON THE COVER OF
20161018074931.783|20161018074933.851|CC1|"COWBOYS AND INDIANS."
20161018074933.985|20161018074938.689|CC1|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
20161018074938.823|20161018074939.824|CC1|>> Seth: HEY, YOU LOOK GOOD.
20161018074939.957|20161018074941.259|CC1|>> THANKS, YEAH.
20161018074941.392|20161018074943.127|CC1|>> Seth: I BET COWBOYS ARE ON
20161018074943.261|20161018074943.861|CC1|THE COVER OF THIS MAGAZINE MORE
20161018074943.995|20161018074945.129|CC1|THAN INDIANS.
20161018074945.263|20161018074945.997|CC1|>> YOU THINK SO?
20161018074946.130|20161018074946.697|CC1|>> Seth: YEAH, I THINK THAT,
20161018074946.831|20161018074947.231|CC1|MAYBE.
20161018074947.365|20161018074947.965|CC1|>> THERE'S GOT TO -- I HAVE TO.
20161018074948.099|20161018074949.433|CC1|>> Seth: YEAH.
20161018074949.567|20161018074950.334|CC1|>> YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GOING TO
20161018074950.468|20161018074951.068|CC1|GO HOME AND LOOK >> Seth: OKAY,
20161018074951.202|20161018074951.369|CC1|YEAH.
20161018074951.502|20161018074952.036|CC1|>> THROUGH MY BACK CATALOGS.
20161018074952.170|20161018074952.804|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018074952.937|20161018074953.471|CC1|>> Seth: BUT, THIS IS GREAT
20161018074953.604|20161018074954.005|CC1|YOU'RE A MOVIE STAR.
20161018074954.138|20161018074954.839|CC1|BUT BECAUSE YOU WERE ON THE
20161018074954.972|20161018074955.640|CC1|COVER AFTER "JURASSIC WORLD,"
20161018074955.773|20161018074956.240|CC1|YOU'RE ON THE COVER OF
20161018074956.374|20161018074956.974|CC1|"DINOSAURS."
20161018074957.108|20161018074957.508|CC1|RIGHT?
20161018074957.642|20161018074958.075|CC1|>> YEAH, YEAH.
20161018074958.209|20161018074958.810|CC1|>> Seth: ON "DINOSAUR MAGAZINE?"
20161018074958.943|20161018074959.544|CC1|>> I WAS IN "DINOSAUR MAGAZINE."
20161018074959.677|20161018075001.779|CC1|WE DID --
20161018075001.913|20161018075002.847|CC1|>> Seth: SPACE MAN.
20161018075002.980|20161018075003.881|CC1|>>"SPACE MAN MAGAZINE."
20161018075004.015|20161018075004.549|CC1|>> Seth: WITH THE GUARDIANS?
20161018075004.682|20161018075006.818|CC1|>> YEP, YEP.
20161018075006.951|20161018075007.852|CC1|WE DID LEGO MINIFIG-MAGAZINE.
20161018075007.985|20161018075008.486|CC1|>> Seth: OH THAT'S RIGHT.
20161018075008.619|20161018075009.053|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018075009.187|20161018075009.754|CC1|YOU'VE BEEN ON THE COVER OF A
20161018075009.887|20161018075010.254|CC1|LOT OF MAGAZINES?
20161018075010.388|20161018075011.255|CC1|>> YEAH, A LOT OF MAGAZINES.
20161018075011.389|20161018075011.889|CC1|>> Seth: THE MOVIE LOOKS
20161018075012.023|20161018075013.524|CC1|BEAUTIFUL.
20161018075013.658|20161018075014.425|CC1|>> THANK YOU, IT IS BEAUTIFUL.
20161018075014.559|20161018075016.961|CC1|I'M SO PROUD OF IT.
20161018075017.094|20161018075017.929|CC1|>> Seth: AND THIS IS -- BECAUSE
20161018075018.062|20161018075018.663|CC1|YOU'VE BEEN IN FILMS WITH A LOT
20161018075018.796|20161018075019.096|CC1|OF CGI BEFORE.
20161018075019.230|20161018075019.463|CC1|>> RIGHT.
20161018075019.597|20161018075020.231|CC1|>> Seth: BUT THIS LESS.
20161018075020.364|20161018075021.265|CC1|THIS IS ALL PRACTICAL.
20161018075021.399|20161018075023.034|CC1|>> ALL PRACTICAL ALL REAL, YEAH.
20161018075023.167|20161018075024.502|CC1|REAL HORSES, REAL GUNS.
20161018075024.635|20161018075027.572|CC1|REAL COWBOYS.
20161018075027.705|20161018075028.272|CC1|>> Seth: THAT CLIP, THAT GUY
20161018075028.406|20161018075028.573|CC1|DIED.
20161018075028.706|20161018075029.373|CC1|>> YEAH.
20161018075029.507|20161018075030.074|CC1|>> Seth: THAT GUY REALLY DIED.
20161018075030.208|20161018075030.541|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018075030.675|20161018075031.576|CC1|>>I'M WANTED FOR MURDER.
20161018075031.709|20161018075032.243|CC1|>> Seth: YOU'RE WANTED FOR
20161018075032.376|20161018075032.577|CC1|MURDER.
20161018075032.710|20161018075033.311|CC1|>> IN BATON ROUGE, FOR KILLING
20161018075033.444|20161018075033.945|CC1|THAT GUY.
20161018075034.078|20161018075034.679|CC1|>> Seth: SO, YOU'RE CURRENTLY ON
20161018075034.812|20161018075035.046|CC1|THE LAMB?
20161018075035.179|20161018075035.580|CC1|>> I'M ON THE LAMB.
20161018075035.713|20161018075036.147|CC1|>> Seth: THAT'S GREAT.
20161018075036.280|20161018075036.781|CC1|>> BUT I WANTED TO TAKE A
20161018075036.914|20161018075037.515|CC1|SECOND, BECAUSE I JUST LOVE TO
20161018075037.648|20161018075038.282|CC1|COME TO THIS SHOW.
20161018075038.416|20161018075038.950|CC1|>> Seth: THANK YOU SO MUCH.
20161018075039.083|20161018075039.517|CC1|>> YEAH, YEAH.
20161018075039.650|20161018075040.351|CC1|>> Seth: FOR YOU TO BE ON THE
20161018075040.484|20161018075041.118|CC1|LAMB AND TAKING TIME OUT FOR US.
20161018075041.252|20161018075042.386|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018075042.520|20161018075043.554|CC1|>> ANYTHING FOR YOU.
20161018075043.688|20161018075044.322|CC1|>> Seth: AND I -- YOU KNOW,
20161018075044.455|20161018075045.056|CC1|USUALLY WHEN PEOPLE ARE ON THE
20161018075045.189|20161018075045.723|CC1|LAMB, THEY'RE REAL SKITTISH.
20161018075045.856|20161018075046.057|CC1|>> YEAH.
20161018075046.190|20161018075046.724|CC1|>> Seth: BUT YOU JUST SEEM
20161018075046.857|20161018075047.058|CC1|SETTLED.
20161018075047.191|20161018075048.659|CC1|>> YEAH, CALM.
20161018075048.793|20161018075049.360|CC1|>> Seth: YOU'RE CALM, YOU'RE
20161018075049.493|20161018075049.894|CC1|READY TO GO.
20161018075050.027|20161018075050.695|CC1|>> COLD BLOODED KILLER.
20161018075050.828|20161018075051.262|CC1|>> Seth: THERE YOU GO.
20161018075051.395|20161018075051.929|CC1|>> I BECAME A COLD BLOODED
20161018075052.063|20161018075053.164|CC1|KILLER.
20161018075053.297|20161018075053.898|CC1|>> YOU ALSO -- YOU'RE A GAMBLER
20161018075054.031|20161018075054.865|CC1|IN THIS FILM.
20161018075054.999|20161018075055.600|CC1|>> YEAH.
20161018075055.733|20161018075056.300|CC1|>> Seth: SO YOU DO SOME CARD
20161018075056.434|20161018075056.667|CC1|TRICKERY.
20161018075056.801|20161018075057.969|CC1|>> YES.
20161018075058.102|20161018075059.270|CC1|THAT TRICK I DID IN THE CLIP,
20161018075059.403|20161018075101.272|CC1|THIS -- THAT THING?
20161018075101.405|20161018075101.973|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018075102.106|20161018075102.607|CC1|THAT WAS NOT FAKE.
20161018075102.740|20161018075103.174|CC1|>> Seth: REALLY?
20161018075103.307|20161018075103.941|CC1|>> THAT WAS REAL, YEAH.
20161018075104.075|20161018075104.642|CC1|>> Seth: AND DID YOU HAVE ANY
20161018075104.775|20161018075105.910|CC1|PREVIOUS CARD TRICK EXPERIENCE?
20161018075106.043|20161018075106.777|CC1|>> YOU KNOW I DID.
20161018075106.911|20161018075109.981|CC1|I LEARNED FROM ONE OF MY HIGH
20161018075110.114|20161018075111.115|CC1|SCHOOL TEACHERS, MR. SIGLER
20161018075111.249|20161018075111.983|CC1|TAUGHT ME A LOT OF CARD TRICKS,
20161018075112.116|20161018075112.950|CC1|BACK IN THE DAY SO I --
20161018075113.084|20161018075113.684|CC1|>> Seth: WHAT WAS HE SUPPOSED TO
20161018075113.818|20161018075114.485|CC1|BE TEACHING YOU?
20161018075114.619|20161018075115.920|CC1|WHAT WAS THE CLASS?
20161018075116.053|20161018075117.521|CC1|WAS IT INTRO TO MAGIC?
20161018075117.655|20161018075120.024|CC1|>> IT WAS AFTER -- HE WAS A -- I
20161018075120.157|20161018075120.658|CC1|WANT TO --
20161018075120.791|20161018075121.192|CC1|DON'T EVEN REMEMBER.
20161018075121.325|20161018075121.759|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018075121.892|20161018075124.028|CC1|>> Seth: GOTCHA.
20161018075124.161|20161018075125.263|CC1|>> BUT HE TAUGHT ME BIRD CALLS
20161018075125.396|20161018075126.597|CC1|AND MAGIC TRICKS.
20161018075126.731|20161018075127.598|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018075127.732|20161018075128.566|CC1|>> Seth: WOW!
20161018075128.699|20161018075129.267|CC1|>> I THINK THAT MAY HAVE BEEN
20161018075129.400|20161018075129.734|CC1|THE CLASS.
20161018075129.867|20161018075130.901|CC1|BIRD CALLS AND MAGIC TRICKS.
20161018075131.035|20161018075134.972|CC1|>> Seth: THAT SOUNDS LIKE --
20161018075135.106|20161018075135.539|CC1|>> I WENT TO A REALLY
20161018075135.673|20161018075136.140|CC1|ALTERNATIVE HIGH SCHOOL.
20161018075136.273|20161018075136.574|CC1|>> Seth: YEAH.
20161018075136.707|20161018075137.308|CC1|ARE YOU GOING TO DO A TRICK FOR
20161018075137.441|20161018075137.642|CC1|US NOW?
20161018075137.775|20161018075138.342|CC1|>> DO YOU WANT TO SEE A CARD
20161018075138.476|20161018075138.643|CC1|TRICK?
20161018075138.776|20161018075139.276|CC1|>> Seth: I WOULD LOVE TO.
20161018075139.410|20161018075140.011|CC1|>> YOU WANT TO SEE A CARD TRICK?
20161018075140.144|20161018075143.648|CC1|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
20161018075143.781|20161018075144.248|CC1|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
20161018075144.382|20161018075145.082|CC1|>> NOTHING UP MY SLEEVE, JUST
20161018075145.216|20161018075147.318|CC1|THIS WATCH I BORROWED FROM
20161018075147.451|20161018075148.219|CC1|CARTIER THAT I HAVE TO GIVE
20161018075148.352|20161018075148.886|CC1|BACK, WHICH IS PRETTY COOL.
20161018075149.020|20161018075150.888|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018075151.022|20161018075151.622|CC1|>> Seth: THAT'S GREAT, ALRIGHT,
20161018075151.756|20161018075151.922|CC1|COOL.
20161018075152.056|20161018075152.657|CC1|>> YOU SEE BEFORE YOU, A SIMPLE
20161018075152.790|20161018075153.991|CC1|DECK OF CARDS.
20161018075154.125|20161018075154.725|CC1|>> Seth: UH HUH.
20161018075154.859|20161018075157.528|CC1|>> OOH.
20161018075157.662|20161018075158.095|CC1|>> Seth: THAT'S IT.
20161018075158.229|20161018075200.064|CC1|THAT'S THE SOUND CARDS MAKE.
20161018075200.197|20161018075200.798|CC1|>> YEAH, PRETTY GOOD, HUH?
20161018075200.931|20161018075201.632|CC1|>> Seth: YEAH THAT'S GREAT,
20161018075201.766|20161018075202.299|CC1|YOU'RE OFF TO A GREAT START.
20161018075202.433|20161018075203.167|CC1|[ CHEERS ]
20161018075203.300|20161018075203.901|CC1|>> SO WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IS THE
20161018075204.035|20161018075204.969|CC1|MOST POWERFUL CARD IN THE DECK?
20161018075205.102|20161018075205.703|CC1|>> Seth: THE MOST POWERFUL CARD
20161018075205.836|20161018075206.137|CC1|IN THE DECK?
20161018075206.270|20161018075207.505|CC1|>> YEAH.
20161018075207.638|20161018075208.873|CC1|>> Seth: THE ACE.
20161018075209.006|20161018075209.607|CC1|>> THE ACE, I LIKE THE ACE OF
20161018075209.740|20161018075210.107|CC1|SPADES.
20161018075210.241|20161018075211.308|CC1|>> Seth: THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
20161018075211.442|20161018075212.243|CC1|>> TELL ME WHEN TO STOP ON THE
20161018075212.376|20161018075214.679|CC1|ACE OF SPADES.
20161018075214.812|20161018075215.513|CC1|>> Seth: STOP.
20161018075215.646|20161018075218.883|CC1|WOAH!
20161018075219.016|20161018075219.417|CC1|>> PRETTY GOOD, HUH?
20161018075219.550|20161018075221.719|CC1|>> Seth: THAT'S GREAT.
20161018075221.852|20161018075222.486|CC1|>> LOOK, THEY'RE NOT ALL ACE OF
20161018075222.620|20161018075222.820|CC1|SPADES.
20161018075222.953|20161018075224.355|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018075224.488|20161018075225.823|CC1|THERE ARE MANY, MANY CARDS.
20161018075225.956|20161018075226.557|CC1|>> Seth: WELL, I TIP MY CAP TO
20161018075226.691|20161018075227.258|CC1|MR. SIGLER?
20161018075227.391|20161018075227.825|CC1|WAS IT MR. SIGLER?
20161018075227.958|20161018075229.093|CC1|>> YEAH, SATCHEL SIGLER.
20161018075229.226|20161018075230.528|CC1|>> Seth: WELL, SINCE WE SAW HOW
20161018075230.661|20161018075231.395|CC1|GOOD THAT IS, CAN YOU DO A BIRD
20161018075231.529|20161018075232.930|CC1|CALL FOR US?
20161018075233.064|20161018075233.764|CC1|>> I DON'T HAVE.
20161018075233.898|20161018075238.035|CC1|I -- I DON'T HAVE.
20161018075238.169|20161018075240.104|CC1|HE -- I DON'T HAVE THE BIRD
20161018075240.237|20161018075241.072|CC1|CALLS WITH ME.
20161018075241.205|20161018075242.006|CC1|>> Seth: OKAY.
20161018075242.139|20161018075242.740|CC1|>> IT WASN'T LIKE WITH MY MOUTH.
20161018075242.873|20161018075243.240|CC1|HE HAD A LITTLE --
20161018075243.374|20161018075244.975|CC1|>> Seth: OH, GOTCHA.
20161018075245.109|20161018075245.609|CC1|>>CALLS THAT I WOULD USE.
20161018075245.743|20161018075246.343|CC1|>> Seth: WELL THAT SEEMS LIKE A
20161018075246.477|20161018075246.977|CC1|LITTLE BIT LIKE CHEATING.
20161018075247.111|20161018075248.145|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018075248.279|20161018075248.846|CC1|>> YEAH.
20161018075248.979|20161018075249.613|CC1|WE HAD ACTUAL BIRDS.
20161018075249.747|20161018075251.048|CC1|>> Seth: YEAH, OH OKAY.
20161018075251.182|20161018075252.550|CC1|ANOTHER THING IS, WELL YOU'RE
20161018075252.683|20161018075253.517|CC1|RIDING HORSES.
20161018075253.651|20161018075254.218|CC1|>> YEAH, I'M RIDING A TON OF
20161018075254.351|20161018075254.952|CC1|HORSES.
20161018075255.086|20161018075255.686|CC1|>> Seth: IS THIS A SKILL YOU HAD
20161018075255.820|20161018075256.754|CC1|PREVIOUS TO THIS FILM?
20161018075256.887|20161018075258.489|CC1|>> OH, GOSH, NO.
20161018075258.622|20161018075301.492|CC1|I'VE BEEN -- I'M BAD, BAD.
20161018075301.625|20161018075302.159|CC1|I GUESS THAT'S HOW I WOULD
20161018075302.293|20161018075303.394|CC1|DESCRIBE MY --
20161018075303.527|20161018075303.928|CC1|>> Seth: OKAY.
20161018075304.061|20161018075304.762|CC1|>> HORSE RIDING SKILLS.
20161018075304.895|20161018075305.496|CC1|>> Seth: WOULD THE HORSES AGREE?
20161018075305.629|20161018075306.163|CC1|DO YOU THINK THEY CAN SENSE
20161018075306.297|20161018075306.630|CC1|YOUR --
20161018075306.764|20161018075308.199|CC1|>> MOST DEFINITELY YEP.
20161018075308.332|20161018075309.033|CC1|>> Seth: OKAY.
20161018075309.166|20161018075310.134|CC1|>> THOSE HORSES, THEY CAN SENSE.
20161018075310.267|20161018075311.135|CC1|AND THEY SEE ME, AND I'M A BIG
20161018075311.268|20161018075312.837|CC1|GUY, AND THEY'RE LIKE, "ALL
20161018075312.970|20161018075315.139|CC1|RIGHT, BUDDY, DON'T GET ON ME
20161018075315.272|20161018075316.140|CC1|AND NOT KNOW HOW TO RIDE.
20161018075316.273|20161018075316.907|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018075317.041|20161018075318.075|CC1|YOU'RE TOO HEAVY TO CARRY AROUND
20161018075318.209|20161018075319.677|CC1|IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO RIDE."
20161018075319.810|20161018075320.377|CC1|AND I GET ON THERE, I'M LIKE
20161018075320.511|20161018075321.212|CC1|"HOWDIE COWBOY!"
20161018075321.345|20161018075322.012|CC1|THEY'RE LIKE, AH, [ BLEEP ].
20161018075322.146|20161018075323.447|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018075323.581|20161018075325.249|CC1|BUT I, YOU KNOW --
20161018075325.382|20161018075325.983|CC1|>> Seth: HAVE YOU -- SO IN YOUR
20161018075326.117|20161018075326.884|CC1|WHOLE CAREER, YOU'VE NEVER HAD
20161018075327.017|20161018075327.585|CC1|TO RIDE A HORSE FOR ANYTHING?
20161018075327.718|20161018075328.319|CC1|>> NEVER FOR ANY KIND OF MOVIES
20161018075328.452|20161018075329.787|CC1|NO.
20161018075329.920|20161018075331.021|CC1|I WAS EMBARRASSED ON HORSES, A
20161018075331.155|20161018075331.822|CC1|FEW TIMES IN MY LIFE GROWING UP,
20161018075331.956|20161018075332.623|CC1|SO I HAD A CONTENTIOUS
20161018075332.756|20161018075333.958|CC1|RELATIONSHIP WITH --
20161018075334.091|20161018075334.625|CC1|>> Seth: OKAY.
20161018075334.758|20161018075336.026|CC1|>> THE EQUINE.
20161018075336.160|20161018075337.328|CC1|>> Seth: WAS IT JUST THAT YOU
20161018075337.461|20161018075338.295|CC1|LACKED THE FUNDAMENTAL
20161018075338.429|20161018075338.963|CC1|UNDERSTANDING OF HOW HORSES
20161018075339.096|20161018075339.396|CC1|WORK?
20161018075339.530|20161018075340.197|CC1|>> I TREATED THEM LIKE JET SKIS.
20161018075340.331|20161018075341.932|CC1|>> Seth: OKAY, GOTCHA.
20161018075342.066|20161018075343.334|CC1|>> I WAS LIKE, "I KNOW, I'M JUST
20161018075343.467|20161018075344.034|CC1|GOING TO JUMP ON YOU, AND HIT
20161018075344.168|20161018075344.768|CC1|THE GAS AND YOU GO, RIGHT?"
20161018075344.902|20161018075345.536|CC1|>> Seth: GOTCHA, RIGHT.
20161018075345.669|20161018075346.203|CC1|>> AND THEY'RE LIKE "I'M A
20161018075346.337|20161018075346.937|CC1|LIVING BEING, I'M GOING TO CRUSH
20161018075347.071|20161018075347.304|CC1|YOU NOW."
20161018075347.438|20161018075348.339|CC1|>> Seth: OKAY, GOTCHA.
20161018075348.472|20161018075349.573|CC1|>> YEAH I JUST DIDN'T FULLY PUT
20161018075349.707|20161018075351.976|CC1|TOGETHER THAT IT WAS A LIVING
20161018075352.109|20161018075353.511|CC1|ANIMAL, REALLY BREATHING BEING.
20161018075353.644|20161018075354.411|CC1|>> Seth: WELL WHY WOULD YOU?
20161018075354.545|20161018075355.112|CC1|>> WHY WOULD YOU, WHO GIVES A
20161018075355.246|20161018075356.480|CC1|[ BLEEP ].
20161018075356.614|20161018075357.948|CC1|NO BUT I WOULD JUST JUMP AND
20161018075358.082|20161018075400.718|CC1|SAY, AND ALSO, MY CONFIDENCE
20161018075400.851|20161018075402.386|CC1|WOULD QUICKLY OUTGROW MY SKILL.
20161018075402.520|20161018075403.487|CC1|LIKE IN ALMOST EVERYTHING IN MY
20161018075403.621|20161018075403.821|CC1|LIFE.
20161018075403.954|20161018075405.489|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018075405.623|20161018075406.257|CC1|>> Seth: SO YOU ONLY NEED TO DO
20161018075406.390|20161018075406.991|CC1|SOMETHING FOR A SECOND TO THINK,
20161018075407.124|20161018075407.691|CC1|I GOT THIS.
20161018075407.825|20161018075408.292|CC1|>> TO THINK I GOT THIS.
20161018075408.425|20161018075408.759|CC1|>> Seth: RIGHT?
20161018075408.893|20161018075409.760|CC1|>> YEAH.
20161018075409.894|20161018075410.961|CC1|OH SO THIS --SO YOU HIT IT WITH
20161018075411.095|20161018075412.096|CC1|THIS AND IT WALKS?
20161018075412.229|20161018075412.796|CC1|GOING TO HIT IT REAL HARD AND
20161018075412.930|20161018075413.264|CC1|MAKE IT SPRINT.
20161018075413.397|20161018075414.732|CC1|>> Seth: OKAY, YEAH.
20161018075414.865|20161018075416.133|CC1|>> AND THEN YEAH, I HAD TO GET
20161018075416.267|20161018075416.867|CC1|RESCUED, ONE TIME, BY THE GIRL I
20161018075417.001|20161018075417.902|CC1|WAS DATING.
20161018075418.035|20161018075418.769|CC1|>> Seth: OH, NO.
20161018075418.903|20161018075419.904|CC1|>> YEAH THAT WAS --
20161018075420.037|20161018075420.638|CC1|>> Seth: WERE YOU -- THE BOTH OF
20161018075420.771|20161018075421.572|CC1|YOU WERE ON HORSES?
20161018075421.705|20161018075423.274|CC1|>> WE WERE ON HORSES, WE WERE ON
20161018075423.407|20161018075423.941|CC1|THIS BEACH, IT WAS SUPPOSED
20161018075424.074|20161018075424.508|CC1|TO --
20161018075424.642|20161018075425.910|CC1|>> Seth: SO ROMANTIC, YEAH.
20161018075426.043|20161018075427.077|CC1|>> BE ROMANTIC, AND THE HORSE
20161018075427.211|20161018075429.580|CC1|TOOK OFF RUNNING, AND I -- MY
20161018075429.713|20161018075430.481|CC1|FEET CAME OUT OF THE STIRRUPS.
20161018075430.614|20161018075431.982|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018075432.116|20161018075432.716|CC1|AND MY FEET WERE UP IN THE AIR,
20161018075432.850|20161018075433.717|CC1|AND MY --
20161018075433.851|20161018075434.652|CC1|I WAS HOLDING THE VERY END OF
20161018075434.785|20161018075436.153|CC1|THE REIGNS.
20161018075436.287|20161018075436.687|CC1|>> Seth: UH HUH.
20161018075436.820|20161018075438.322|CC1|>> AND MY HEAD WAS BOUNCING OFF
20161018075438.455|20161018075439.156|CC1|OF THE BACK OF THE HORSES ASS.
20161018075439.290|20161018075440.691|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018075440.824|20161018075441.926|CC1|I WAS SECONDS FROM DEATH.
20161018075442.059|20161018075442.359|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018075442.493|20161018075442.993|CC1|THIS THING IS GOING ABOUT
20161018075443.127|20161018075443.561|CC1|40 MILES AN HOUR --
20161018075443.694|20161018075444.194|CC1|>> Seth: UH HUH.
20161018075444.328|20161018075445.029|CC1|>> DOWN A ROCKY BEACH.
20161018075445.162|20161018075445.729|CC1|>> Seth: THAT'S NOT GOOD.
20161018075445.863|20161018075446.430|CC1|>> I'M LIKE, THIS IS IT, I'M
20161018075446.564|20161018075446.864|CC1|GOING TO DIE.
20161018075446.997|20161018075448.332|CC1|>> Seth: YEAH.
20161018075448.465|20161018075449.600|CC1|>> AND I HEAR "HYAH, HYAH!"
20161018075449.733|20161018075452.670|CC1|AND THEN THE GIRL, JUST TOTALLY
20161018075452.803|20161018075454.872|CC1|RIDES UP AND SAVES THE DAY.
20161018075455.005|20161018075455.372|CC1|>> Seth: OH YEAH.
20161018075455.506|20161018075455.873|CC1|[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
20161018075456.006|20161018075456.640|CC1|>> SHE HAD TO GRAB MY REIGNS AND
20161018075456.774|20161018075458.709|CC1|CALM THE HORSE.
20161018075458.842|20161018075500.077|CC1|"HYAH!"
20161018075500.210|20161018075500.811|CC1|AND I WAS JUST LIKE, THAT WAS IT
20161018075500.945|20161018075501.879|CC1|[ UNINTELLIGIBLE ]
20161018075502.012|20161018075502.613|CC1|AND THAT MOMENT WE BROKE UP IN
20161018075502.746|20161018075503.080|CC1|MY HEAD.
20161018075503.213|20161018075503.781|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018075503.914|20161018075504.315|CC1|>> Seth: YEAH, YEAH.
20161018075504.448|20161018075505.349|CC1|SLOWLY.
20161018075505.482|20161018075506.283|CC1|>> Seth: YOU CAN'T --
20161018075506.417|20161018075507.251|CC1|>> IN HER HEAD TOO.
20161018075507.384|20161018075507.952|CC1|SHE WAS LIKE, YEAH, I USED TO
20161018075508.085|20161018075509.186|CC1|LIKE YOU --
20161018075509.320|20161018075509.920|CC1|>> Seth: IT'S PROBABLY THE END
20161018075510.054|20161018075510.321|CC1|OF IT.
20161018075510.454|20161018075511.755|CC1|>> BUT IT'S OVER, YEAH.
20161018075511.889|20161018075513.090|CC1|>> Seth: WE'VE ESTABLISHED
20161018075513.223|20161018075514.358|CC1|OUTSIDE OF HORSEBACK RIDING A
20161018075514.491|20161018075515.726|CC1|MAN OF MANY SKILLS, YOU HAVE
20161018075515.859|20161018075516.360|CC1|A -- YOUR SON IS FOUR NOW?
20161018075516.493|20161018075517.761|CC1|>> YES.
20161018075517.895|20161018075518.996|CC1|>> Seth: WE HAVE VIDEO ON A
20161018075519.129|20161018075520.297|CC1|SHOW, WHAT WERE YOU TRYING --
20161018075520.431|20161018075520.831|CC1|THIS WAS PANCAKES?
20161018075520.965|20161018075521.999|CC1|>> OH YEAH --
20161018075522.132|20161018075524.134|CC1|I WAS --
20161018075524.268|20161018075525.636|CC1|[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
20161018075525.769|20161018075526.337|CC1|YOU KNOW, YOU CAN MAKE THINGS
20161018075526.470|20161018075527.071|CC1|OUT OF PANCAKES.
20161018075527.204|20161018075528.038|CC1|>> Seth: DIFFERENT SHAPES.
20161018075528.172|20161018075528.806|CC1|>> I WANTED TO MAKE A
20161018075528.939|20161018075529.873|CC1|DONALD DUCK PANCAKE.
20161018075530.007|20161018075530.341|CC1|>> Seth: OKAY.
20161018075530.474|20161018075530.941|CC1|>> FOR MY SON HE LOVES
20161018075531.075|20161018075531.342|CC1|DONALD DUCK.
20161018075531.475|20161018075531.942|CC1|>> Seth: SURE.
20161018075532.076|20161018075533.010|CC1|>> SO I MADE A DONALD DUCK
20161018075533.143|20161018075533.677|CC1|PANCAKE AND HE JUST WASN'T
20161018075533.811|20161018075536.113|CC1|IMPRESSED.
20161018075536.246|20161018075536.814|CC1|>> Seth: HE WAS NOT -- LET'S
20161018075536.947|20161018075537.348|CC1|TAKE A LOOK REAL QUICK.
20161018075538.582|20161018075539.416|CC1|>> JACK, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF
20161018075539.550|20161018075540.951|CC1|YOUR DONALD DUCK PANCAKE?
20161018075541.085|20161018075541.552|CC1|>> IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE
20161018075541.685|20161018075545.089|CC1|DONALD DUCK.
20161018075545.222|20161018075546.557|CC1|>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
20161018075546.690|20161018075548.225|CC1|>> DADDY, LOOK AT IT.
20161018075548.359|20161018075549.526|CC1|[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
20161018075549.660|20161018075550.260|CC1|>> YEAH BUT SEE, I SEE, IT LOOKS
20161018075550.394|20161018075551.528|CC1|EXACTLY LIKE DONALD DUCK.
20161018075551.662|20161018075552.563|CC1|>> NO.
20161018075552.696|20161018075553.931|CC1|>> YOU DON'T THINK SO?
20161018075554.064|20161018075558.168|CC1|>> NO, HE DOES -- HE DOESN'T
20161018075558.302|20161018075601.205|CC1|HAVE A TAIL.
20161018075601.338|20161018075602.239|CC1|>> WHERE'S HIS TAIL?
20161018075602.373|20161018075604.575|CC1|>> YEAH.
20161018075604.708|20161018075607.344|CC1|>> IT'S JUST HIS HEAD.
20161018075607.478|20161018075610.247|CC1|>> Seth: POOR GUY.
20161018075610.381|20161018075611.815|CC1|SO SWEET.
20161018075611.949|20161018075615.085|CC1|I FEEL LIKE HE'S VERY SWEET.
20161018075615.219|20161018075616.020|CC1|HE'S GIVING YOU VERY
20161018075616.153|20161018075617.588|CC1|CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM.
20161018075617.721|20161018075618.288|CC1|>> SO KIND, YEAH, HE'S REALLY
20161018075618.422|20161018075619.089|CC1|KIND.
20161018075619.223|20161018075619.690|CC1|>> Seth: IT'S VERY NICE.
20161018075619.823|20161018075620.190|CC1|>> YEAH.
20161018075620.324|20161018075620.891|CC1|>> Seth: YOU WON'T GIVE IT UP
20161018075621.024|20161018075622.793|CC1|VERY QUICKLY.
20161018075622.926|20161018075623.727|CC1|YOU HOLD TIGHT TO THE FACT THAT
20161018075623.861|20161018075624.595|CC1|IT IS DONALD DUCK.
20161018075624.728|20161018075626.497|CC1|>> IT IS DONALD -- WHEN I SAW
20161018075626.630|20161018075627.331|CC1|IT, I WAS LIKE, DAMN THAT LOOKS
20161018075627.464|20161018075628.465|CC1|EXACTLY LIKE DONALD DUCK.
20161018075628.599|20161018075629.533|CC1|[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
20161018075629.666|20161018075631.869|CC1|I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO GO
20161018075632.002|20161018075632.603|CC1|"DAD, WHAT IS THIS MAGIC SKILL
20161018075632.736|20161018075633.570|CC1|YOU HAVE?"
20161018075633.704|20161018075634.271|CC1|>> Seth: DID HE EVEN EAT THE
20161018075634.405|20161018075635.806|CC1|PANCAKES?
20161018075635.939|20161018075636.540|CC1|>> OH, YEAH, HE ATE IT.
20161018075636.673|20161018075637.207|CC1|>> Seth: OKAY, THERE YOU GO.
20161018075637.341|20161018075638.742|CC1|>> OUT OF KINDNESS.
20161018075638.876|20161018075639.476|CC1|>> Seth: YOU'VE GOT THAT GOING
20161018075639.610|20161018075640.077|CC1|FOR YOU.
20161018075640.210|20161018075640.811|CC1|>> I DON'T THINK IT TASTED VERY
20161018075640.944|20161018075641.845|CC1|GOOD EITHER.
20161018075641.979|20161018075644.415|CC1|>> Seth: IS IT TRUE, EARLY ON IN
20161018075644.548|20161018075645.883|CC1|YOUR CAREER THAT YOU WOULD LIST
20161018075646.016|20161018075648.018|CC1|ON YOUR HEAD SHOTS, ON YOUR
20161018075648.152|20161018075648.752|CC1|RESUME, ON THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD
20161018075648.886|20161018075649.486|CC1|SHOT, THAT YOU WERE GOOD AT KUNG
20161018075649.620|20161018075649.753|CC1|FU?
20161018075649.887|20161018075651.121|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018075651.255|20161018075651.822|CC1|>> YEAH.
20161018075651.955|20161018075652.322|CC1|>> Seth: WHY?
20161018075652.456|20161018075653.357|CC1|WERE YOU GOOD AT KUNG FU?
20161018075653.490|20161018075654.458|CC1|>> I DIDN'T KNOW IF THAT WAS
20161018075654.591|20161018075655.159|CC1|GOING TO TIP THE SCALES IN MY
20161018075655.292|20161018075655.726|CC1|FAVOR, YOU KNOW?
20161018075655.859|20161018075657.094|CC1|>> Seth: BUT IT'S --
20161018075657.227|20161018075658.395|CC1|>> YOU GOT A RESUME TWO GUYS,
20161018075658.529|20161018075659.129|CC1|COULD BE EITHER ONE, LET'S LOOK
20161018075659.263|20161018075659.930|CC1|AT HIS SKILLS.
20161018075700.063|20161018075700.664|CC1|OH THIS ONE KNOWS KUNG FU, HIRE
20161018075700.798|20161018075700.998|CC1|HIM.
20161018075701.131|20161018075701.665|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018075701.799|20161018075702.800|CC1|>> Seth: GOTCHA.
20161018075702.933|20161018075703.901|CC1|WELL, DON'T YOU THINK IF THAT
20161018075704.034|20161018075705.169|CC1|WAS THE TIPPING POINT THEN YOU
20161018075705.302|20161018075705.869|CC1|WOULD HAVE TO PROVE YOU KNEW
20161018075706.003|20161018075706.470|CC1|KUNG FU?
20161018075706.603|20161018075710.707|CC1|>> HUH.
20161018075710.841|20161018075711.408|CC1|>> Seth: WHAT IS THE LEVEL OF
20161018075711.542|20161018075716.046|CC1|YOUR KUNG FU?
20161018075716.180|20161018075716.780|CC1|>> I HADN'T THOUGHT IT THAT FAR
20161018075716.914|20161018075717.080|CC1|AHEAD.
20161018075717.214|20161018075717.781|CC1|>> Seth: WHAT IS THE LEVEL OF
20161018075717.915|20161018075718.215|CC1|YOUR KUNG FU?
20161018075718.348|20161018075718.749|CC1|>> SAME AS HORSES --
20161018075718.882|20161018075719.183|CC1|>> Seth: OKAY.
20161018075719.316|20161018075719.583|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018075719.716|20161018075720.250|CC1|>> WHICH I ALSO HAD LISTED.
20161018075720.384|20161018075721.218|CC1|I DID THE SAME THING, I DID A
20161018075721.351|20161018075723.320|CC1|MOVIE YEARS AGO, IN 2001 WHERE I
20161018075723.454|20161018075723.987|CC1|HAD TO PLAY A SNOWBOARDING
20161018075724.121|20161018075724.955|CC1|SECRET AGENT.
20161018075725.088|20161018075725.656|CC1|>> Seth: OKAY.
20161018075725.789|20161018075726.890|CC1|>> UH HUH.
20161018075727.024|20161018075727.591|CC1|>> Seth: THIS WAS A HIT FILM.
20161018075727.724|20161018075728.692|CC1|>> YEAH, IT WAS A HUGE HIT.
20161018075728.826|20161018075730.394|CC1|[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
20161018075730.527|20161018075731.728|CC1|AND THEY SAID, "YOU KNOW HOW TO
20161018075731.862|20161018075732.896|CC1|SNOWBOARD?"
20161018075733.030|20161018075734.198|CC1|I WAS LIKE "YEAH, I GREW UP LIKE
20161018075734.331|20161018075735.699|CC1|IN A TOWN CALLED LAKE STEVENS.
20161018075735.833|20161018075737.334|CC1|BENEATH STEVENS PASS.
20161018075737.467|20161018075738.035|CC1|SKIED AND SNOWBOARD MY WHOLE
20161018075738.168|20161018075738.335|CC1|LIFE.
20161018075738.468|20161018075739.169|CC1|THEY'RE GREAT."
20161018075739.303|20161018075741.004|CC1|GOT THERE, ZERO IDEA HOW TO DO
20161018075741.138|20161018075743.140|CC1|IT, THEY HAD TO POSTPONE THE
20161018075743.273|20161018075743.841|CC1|MOVIE BY A MONTH AND TRAIN US
20161018075743.974|20161018075744.675|CC1|ALL HOW TO DO IT.
20161018075744.808|20161018075745.976|CC1|>> Seth: OH, MY GOD.
20161018075746.109|20161018075746.677|CC1|>> SO JUST FAKE IT UNTIL YOU
20161018075746.810|20161018075747.110|CC1|MAKE IT, MAN.
20161018075747.244|20161018075747.778|CC1|>> Seth: OH MY GOD, I DON'T
20161018075747.911|20161018075748.345|CC1|THINK --
20161018075748.478|20161018075749.079|CC1|>> ALWAYS FAKE IT TIL YOU MAKE
20161018075749.213|20161018075749.413|CC1|IT.
20161018075749.546|20161018075750.147|CC1|>> Seth: I DON'T THINK THAT IS
20161018075750.280|20161018075750.647|CC1|THE MORAL OF THIS.
20161018075750.781|20161018075751.114|CC1|>> YES, FAKE IT.
20161018075751.248|20161018075751.849|CC1|FAKE IT TIL YOU MAKE IT.
20161018075751.982|20161018075752.583|CC1|>> Seth: ONE THING YOU HAVE A
20161018075752.716|20161018075753.984|CC1|REAL SKILL FOR, WAS THIS ON
20161018075754.117|20161018075754.418|CC1|INSTAGRAM?
20161018075754.551|20161018075755.018|CC1|WAS THIS SOMETHING YOU
20161018075755.152|20161018075755.452|CC1|INSTAGRAMMED?
20161018075755.586|20161018075755.786|CC1|>> YEAH.
20161018075755.919|20161018075756.486|CC1|>> Seth: BECAUSE YOU WERE ON
20161018075756.620|20161018075757.187|CC1|SET, AND YOU DID A LITTLE SET
20161018075757.321|20161018075758.055|CC1|DECORATING.
20161018075758.188|20161018075758.655|CC1|>> SET DECORATING YEAH.
20161018075758.789|20161018075759.389|CC1|THEY'RE --
20161018075759.523|20161018075800.090|CC1|>> Seth: EXPLAIN WHAT YOU SAW
20161018075800.224|20161018075801.859|CC1|AND WHY YOU DID IT?
20161018075801.992|20161018075802.893|CC1|>> WELL, IT'S AN AUTHENTIC SET,
20161018075803.026|20161018075803.994|CC1|THIS WAS LIKE --
20161018075804.127|20161018075804.728|CC1|>> Seth: AN AUTHENTIC OLD WEST
20161018075804.862|20161018075805.429|CC1|SET.
20161018075805.562|20161018075807.164|CC1|>> AUTHENTIC OLD WEST SET.
20161018075807.297|20161018075808.332|CC1|AND THEY HAD, I THINK THOSE ARE
20161018075808.465|20161018075809.366|CC1|YAMS AND CARROTS, LIKE
20161018075809.499|20161018075810.601|CC1|VEGETABLES THAT SOME MERCHANT
20161018075810.734|20161018075813.503|CC1|WOULD BE SELLING.
20161018075813.637|20161018075814.872|CC1|>> Seth: IS THIS SOMETHING THAT
20161018075815.005|20161018075815.572|CC1|PEOPLE IN THE OLD WEST WOULD
20161018075815.706|20161018075816.807|CC1|THINK IS FUNNY?
20161018075816.940|20161018075817.808|CC1|>> YEAH.
20161018075817.941|20161018075818.408|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018075818.542|20161018075819.109|CC1|>> Seth: IS THAT LIKE AN OLD
20161018075819.243|20161018075819.476|CC1|WEST JOKE?
20161018075819.610|20161018075821.011|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018075821.144|20161018075822.312|CC1|>> I TOOK TWO OF THE ONIONS AND
20161018075822.446|20161018075823.547|CC1|ONE OF THESE THINGS.
20161018075823.680|20161018075824.081|CC1|>> Seth: YEAH.
20161018075824.214|20161018075824.815|CC1|>> AND THEN I JUST PUT THEM ON
20161018075824.948|20161018075825.716|CC1|DISPLAY.
20161018075825.849|20161018075826.383|CC1|I HOPE IT MADE THE MOVIE, I
20161018075826.516|20161018075827.251|CC1|DIDN'T TELL ANYBODY I DID IT.
20161018075827.384|20161018075828.385|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018075828.518|20161018075828.819|CC1|>> Seth: YEAH.
20161018075828.952|20161018075829.419|CC1|>> BUT THAT WAS IN THE
20161018075829.553|20161018075829.820|CC1|BACKGROUND.
20161018075829.953|20161018075830.554|CC1|I ALWAYS LIKE TO GO IN AND JUST
20161018075830.687|20161018075831.188|CC1|READJUST THE BACKGROUND.
20161018075831.321|20161018075831.688|CC1|>> Seth: YEAH.
20161018075831.822|20161018075832.389|CC1|>> BECAUSE THEY REALLY GET A
20161018075832.522|20161018075833.056|CC1|KICK OUT OF THAT.
20161018075833.190|20161018075833.624|CC1|>> Seth: THAT'S YOUR
20161018075833.757|20161018075834.124|CC1|ALFRED HITCHCOCK.
20161018075834.258|20161018075834.691|CC1|>> YEAH.
20161018075834.825|20161018075835.792|CC1|EVERY MOVIE YOU DO HAS A DICK
20161018075835.926|20161018075836.927|CC1|AND BALLS IN THE BACKGROUND.
20161018075837.060|20161018075837.661|CC1|>> EVERY MOVIE HAS THAT DICK AND
20161018075837.794|20161018075838.061|CC1|BALLS IN IT.
20161018075838.195|20161018075839.363|CC1|YEAH, YEAH.
20161018075839.496|20161018075840.097|CC1|REWATCH THE LEGO MOVIE, YOU'LL
20161018075840.230|20161018075842.766|CC1|SEE.
20161018075842.900|20161018075844.101|CC1|THEY'RE ALL OVER.
20161018075844.234|20161018075844.835|CC1|>> Seth: THEY'RE ALL OVER, THAT
20161018075844.968|20161018075845.102|CC1|ONE.
20161018075845.235|20161018075845.702|CC1|THERE'S MORE THAN ONE.
20161018075845.836|20161018075847.504|CC1|>> OH TONS.
20161018075847.638|20161018075848.505|CC1|TONS OF JUST DICKS, DICKS
20161018075848.639|20161018075848.905|CC1|EVERYWHERE.
20161018075849.039|20161018075851.441|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018075851.575|20161018075852.442|CC1|IT'S A KIDS MOVIE YOU'VE GOT TO
20161018075852.576|20161018075856.780|CC1|PUT THE DICKS EVERYWHERE.
20161018075856.913|20161018075857.981|CC1|>> Seth: I CANNOT STRESS TO YOU
20161018075858.115|20161018075858.682|CC1|WHAT A PLEASURE IT IS TO SEE
20161018075858.815|20161018075859.082|CC1|YOU.
20161018075859.216|20161018075859.783|CC1|>> OH BUDDY, IT'S ALWAYS SO --
20161018075859.916|20161018075900.517|CC1|>> Seth: EVERY TIME YOU'RE HERE.
20161018075900.651|20161018075901.251|CC1|>> Seth: CONGRATS ON THE FILM >>
20161018075901.385|20161018075901.618|CC1|THANK YOU.
20161018075901.752|20161018075902.319|CC1|>> Seth: EVERYBODY GIVE IT UP
20161018075902.452|20161018075902.786|CC1|FOR CHRIS PRATT.
20161018075902.919|20161018075903.387|CC1|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
20161018075903.520|20161018075904.187|CC1|THE MANIFICENT THEATER --
20161018075904.321|20161018075904.921|CC1|"MAGNIFICENT 7" IS IN THEATERS
20161018075905.055|20161018075905.555|CC1|AND IMAX FRIDAY.
20161018075905.689|20161018075906.256|CC1|WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
20161018075906.390|20161018075906.690|CC1|"LATE NIGHT."
20161018075906.823|20161018075910.360|CC1|♪♪
20161018075917.702|20161018075959.443|SEG_00|Type=Commercial
20161018075917.702|20161018075920.637|CC1| Initiating retrieval sequence.
20161018075920.672|20161018075923.674|CC1|     Activating thrusters.
20161018075927.345|20161018075929.346|CC1|        Target acquired.
20161018075932.984|20161018075935.652|CC1|     Dang It! Ah! Come on!
20161018075935.687|20161018075937.688|CC1|Astronauts can vote from space.
20161018075939.023|20161018075941.525|CC1|  Take a break from the election
20161018075939.023|20161018075941.525|CC1|  with red or blue tea.
20161018075942.026|20161018075943.694|CC1|      Make time for Snapple.
20161018075944.394|20161018075945.395|CC1|Why the Phelps Face?
20161018075945.430|20161018075946.730|CC1|Old computer slowing you down?
20161018075946.764|20161018075948.098|CC1|You know...
20161018075946.764|20161018075948.098|CC1|I Know.
20161018075948.132|20161018075949.833|CC1|New computers are super-fast.
20161018075949.867|20161018075952.069|CC1|And yet here you are with
20161018075949.867|20161018075952.069|CC1|a new world record
20161018075952.103|20161018075953.437|CC1|for the slowest computer.
20161018075953.471|20161018075955.439|CC1|You know about it, now do
20161018075953.471|20161018075955.439|CC1|something about it.
20161018075955.473|20161018075956.440|CC1|Upgrade to a new PC.
20161018075956.474|20161018075958.975|CC1|♪ ♪
20161018075959.443|20161018080003.313|SEG_00|Type=Story start
20161018075959.443|20161018080003.313|CC1|    Electrical charges live at
20161018075959.443|20161018080003.313|CC1|    the heart of every hybrid.
20161018080003.781|20161018080045.122|SEG_00|Type=Commercial
20161018080003.781|20161018080005.148|CC1|          Only a few...
20161018080005.183|20161018080006.483|CC1|          truly move us.
20161018080006.517|20161018080009.786|CC1|   With over one million on the
20161018080006.517|20161018080009.786|CC1|     road, Lexus hybrids are
20161018080009.821|20161018080012.522|CC1|        always charged and
20161018080009.821|20161018080012.522|CC1|          always ready.
20161018080016.293|20161018080021.131|CC1|               ♪♪♪
20161018080021.165|20161018080026.136|CC1|              ♪♪♪
20161018080026.170|20161018080031.141|CC1|              ♪♪♪
20161018080031.175|20161018080036.146|CC1|              ♪♪♪
20161018080036.180|20161018080041.151|CC1|              ♪♪♪
20161018080041.185|20161018080044.020|CC1|              ♪♪♪
20161018080045.122|20161018080046.990|SEG_00|Type=Story start
20161018080045.122|20161018080046.990|CC1|    When you ache and haven't
20161018080045.122|20161018080046.990|CC1|            slept...
20161018080047.458|20161018080319.509|SEG_00|Type=Commercial
20161018080047.458|20161018080048.492|CC1|         You're not you.
20161018080048.893|20161018080050.794|CC1|    TYLENOL® PM relieves pain
20161018080050.828|20161018080053.964|CC1|and helps you fall fast asleep
20161018080050.828|20161018080053.964|CC1|         and stay asleep.
20161018080053.998|20161018080055.632|CC1|   We give you a better night.
20161018080055.666|20161018080057.801|CC1|   You're a better you all day.
20161018080057.835|20161018080058.835|CC1|            TYLENOL®.
20161018080100.470|20161018080101.371|CC1|Is that Ice-T?
20161018080101.405|20161018080103.406|CC1|Nope, it's lemonade.
20161018080104.575|20161018080105.542|CC1|Is that Ice-T?
20161018080105.576|20161018080106.710|CC1|Lemonade.
20161018080109.380|20161018080110.013|CC1|Ice-T?
20161018080110.047|20161018080111.815|CC1|What's with these people, man?
20161018080111.849|20161018080114.451|CC1|Lemonade,
20161018080111.849|20161018080114.451|CC1|read the sign.
20161018080114.485|20161018080116.386|CC1|Lemonade.
20161018080114.485|20161018080116.386|CC1|Read it.
20161018080116.420|20161018080117.487|CC1|OK.
20161018080117.522|20161018080118.522|CC1|Delicious.
20161018080118.556|20161018080120.790|CC1|Ice-T at a lemonade stand?
20161018080118.556|20161018080120.790|CC1|Surprising.
20161018080120.825|20161018080121.958|CC1|What's not surprising?
20161018080121.993|20161018080124.227|CC1|How much money Marin saved by
20161018080121.993|20161018080124.227|CC1|switching to GEICO.
20161018080124.262|20161018080125.629|CC1|Yo, Ice-T!
20161018080125.663|20161018080126.863|CC1|It's lemonade, man!
20161018080126.898|20161018080129.065|CC1|Fifteen minutes could save you
20161018080126.898|20161018080129.065|CC1|fifteen percent or more.
20161018080129.432|20161018080130.800|CC1|♪♪
20161018080130.835|20161018080133.837|CC1|You never believed in
20161018080130.835|20161018080133.837|CC1|fairytales.
20161018080133.871|20161018080135.138|CC1|Knights in shining armor
20161018080135.173|20161018080137.107|CC1|or happily ever after.
20161018080137.141|20161018080141.645|CC1|But you believed when the right
20161018080137.141|20161018080141.645|CC1|one came along, you'd be ready.
20161018080141.679|20161018080144.014|CC1|Time to Shine. Orbit.
20161018080319.509|20161018080323.013|SEG_00|Type=Story start
20161018080319.509|20161018080323.013|CC1|♪♪
20161018080323.146|20161018080323.413|CC1|[ APPLAUSE ]
20161018080323.546|20161018080324.147|CC1|>> Seth: WELCOME BACK TO "LATE
20161018080324.280|20161018080324.948|CC1|NIGHT."
20161018080325.081|20161018080326.282|CC1|NOW, AS MANY OF YOU KNOW, THIS
20161018080326.416|20161018080328.218|CC1|PROGRAM AIRS ON NBC WHICH IS A
20161018080328.351|20161018080330.086|CC1|HUGE BROADCASTING COMPANY AND
20161018080330.220|20161018080331.588|CC1|THE EXECUTIVES HERE FOR BETTER
20161018080331.721|20161018080332.655|CC1|OR WORSE LIKE TO MAKE SURE ALL
20161018080332.789|20161018080333.323|CC1|OF US GET ALONG AND BECOME
20161018080333.456|20161018080335.425|CC1|FRIENDS.
20161018080335.558|20161018080337.093|CC1|THIS HAS PERIODICALLY LEAD TO A
20161018080337.227|20161018080338.261|CC1|SEGMENT ON THIS SHOW CALLED
20161018080338.395|20161018080340.330|CC1|"FORCED FRIENDSHIPS" WHERE I AND
20161018080340.463|20161018080341.331|CC1|A MEMBER OF THE NBC FAMILY HAVE
20161018080341.464|20161018080342.599|CC1|BEEN FORCED TO HANG OUT.
20161018080342.732|20161018080343.767|CC1|WE DID THIS ONCE WITH NBC ANCHOR
20161018080343.900|20161018080345.301|CC1|LESTER HOLT.
20161018080345.435|20161018080346.903|CC1|THERE WE ARE ON CAROUSEL.
20161018080347.037|20161018080347.504|CC1|DATELINE CORRESPONDENT
20161018080347.637|20161018080348.805|CC1|KEITH MORRISON.
20161018080348.938|20161018080350.140|CC1|WE HUNG OUT AT AN ARCADE.
20161018080350.273|20161018080351.808|CC1|WELL NBC ADDED A NEW MEMBER TO
20161018080351.941|20161018080353.243|CC1|THE FAMILY.
20161018080353.376|20161018080354.511|CC1|THE NEWEST COACH OF "THE VOICE"
20161018080354.644|20161018080356.146|CC1|MILEY CYRUS, AND BECAUSE OF THAT
20161018080356.279|20161018080358.882|CC1|THEY ORDERED ME A 42 YEAR OLD
20161018080359.015|20161018080401.117|CC1|MAN WITH A WIFE AND A SON TO
20161018080401.251|20161018080402.385|CC1|BECOME FRIENDS WITH MILEY CYRUS,
20161018080402.519|20161018080404.554|CC1|A 23-YEAR-OLD POP STAR, AND SOME
20161018080404.687|20161018080406.923|CC1|MAY SAY I MAYBE TRIED TOO HARD
20161018080407.057|20161018080408.992|CC1|BUT NOW YOU CAN SEE FOR YOURSELF
20161018080409.125|20161018080409.726|CC1|IN "FORCED FRIENDS WITH SETH AND
20161018080409.859|20161018080410.226|CC1|MILEY."
20161018080411.061|20161018080414.264|CC1|♪♪
20161018080414.397|20161018080415.498|CC1|>> Seth: HEY GUYS, WHAT'S UP?
20161018080415.632|20161018080417.400|CC1|SETH MEYERS HERE AND I'M ABOUT
20161018080417.534|20161018080419.469|CC1|TO TAKE THE NEWEST COACH OF THE
20161018080419.602|20161018080421.571|CC1|VOICE AND LATEST EDITION TO THE
20161018080421.704|20161018080423.039|CC1|NBC FAMILY, MILEY CYRUS ON A
20161018080423.173|20161018080424.974|CC1|TOUR OF ROCKEFELLER CENTER.
20161018080425.108|20161018080426.176|CC1|AND JUST TO SHOW HER I'M A COOL
20161018080426.309|20161018080426.910|CC1|YOUNG GUY WHO CAN HANG I GOT MY
20161018080427.043|20161018080428.478|CC1|SEPTUM PIERCED.
20161018080428.611|20161018080430.980|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018080431.114|20161018080434.050|CC1|>> COME IN.
20161018080434.184|20161018080435.285|CC1|HEY SETH, HOW'S IT GOING?
20161018080435.418|20161018080435.952|CC1|>> Seth: HEY!
20161018080436.086|20161018080436.619|CC1|WHAT'S UP PLAYA?
20161018080436.753|20161018080437.620|CC1|YOU READY TO GET LIT?
20161018080437.754|20161018080440.657|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018080440.790|20161018080442.692|CC1|THAT WAS A DAB.
20161018080442.826|20161018080443.660|CC1|I DO DABBING.
20161018080443.793|20161018080445.328|CC1|[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
20161018080445.462|20161018080446.496|CC1|>> IS THAT A SEPTUM PIERCING?
20161018080446.629|20161018080447.397|CC1|>> Seth: YES!
20161018080447.530|20161018080449.399|CC1|THIS IS A SEPTUM RING.
20161018080449.532|20161018080451.468|CC1|>> IS IT REAL OR FAKE?
20161018080451.601|20161018080452.202|CC1|>> Seth: WELL, DO YOU THINK IT'S
20161018080452.335|20161018080452.769|CC1|COOL?
20161018080452.902|20161018080454.170|CC1|>> NO.
20161018080454.304|20161018080455.171|CC1|>> Seth: IT'S FAKE.
20161018080455.305|20161018080455.872|CC1|[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
20161018080456.005|20161018080459.442|CC1|HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU.
20161018080459.576|20161018080502.512|CC1|OW, OW, OW.
20161018080502.645|20161018080503.279|CC1|>> OH, STOP, STOP.
20161018080503.413|20161018080507.350|CC1|♪♪
20161018080507.484|20161018080509.385|CC1|>> Seth: SO, THIS IS STUDIO 8G
20161018080509.519|20161018080510.353|CC1|WHERE [ LAUGHTER ]
20161018080510.487|20161018080511.821|CC1|I DO MY SHOW BUT IF YOU THINK
20161018080511.955|20161018080514.390|CC1|THIS IS LAME, AND YOU'D RATHER
20161018080514.524|20161018080516.493|CC1|DO GRAFFITI ON SUBWAY CARS WE
20161018080516.626|20161018080518.194|CC1|CAN TOTALLY DO THAT.
20161018080518.328|20161018080519.829|CC1|>> NO THANKS, THIS IS GREAT.
20161018080519.963|20161018080520.897|CC1|>> Seth: OH COOL, COOL, FINE.
20161018080521.030|20161018080524.133|CC1|THAT'S TOTALLY CHILL.
20161018080524.267|20161018080525.902|CC1|THAT'S TOTES ADORBS CHILL AF.
20161018080526.035|20161018080528.238|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018080528.371|20161018080530.874|CC1|DO YOU KNOW WHAT AF STANDS FOR?
20161018080531.007|20161018080532.108|CC1|>> YES, I DO.
20161018080532.242|20161018080533.343|CC1|>> Seth: YEAH, ME TOO.
20161018080533.476|20161018080538.147|CC1|[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
20161018080538.281|20161018080539.148|CC1|HAD SEX ON THAT DESK ONCE.
20161018080539.282|20161018080540.083|CC1|>> EW.
20161018080540.216|20161018080541.050|CC1|[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
20161018080541.184|20161018080541.784|CC1|>> Seth: WHAT IF I TOLD YOU IT'S
20161018080541.918|20161018080542.919|CC1|A THREE WAY.
20161018080543.052|20161018080543.553|CC1|>> I WOULDN'T BELIEVE YOU.
20161018080543.686|20161018080547.323|CC1|[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
20161018080547.457|20161018080548.057|CC1|>> Seth: WHAT IF I TOLD YOU IT
20161018080548.191|20161018080548.491|CC1|WAS A ONE WAY?
20161018080548.625|20161018080549.626|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018080549.759|20161018080553.863|CC1|♪♪
20161018080553.997|20161018080555.064|CC1|>> Seth: SO THIS HERE IS THE
20161018080555.198|20161018080558.101|CC1|SHOP AT NBC STUDIOS.
20161018080558.234|20161018080558.668|CC1|>> IT'S PRETTY COOL.
20161018080558.801|20161018080600.069|CC1|>> Seth: YEAH IT IS.
20161018080600.203|20161018080600.970|CC1|PRETTY COOL.
20161018080601.104|20161018080601.504|CC1|>> OH, SETH MEYERS.
20161018080601.638|20161018080602.505|CC1|>> Seth: WHAT?
20161018080602.639|20161018080604.807|CC1|>> I'M A TEEN AND I THINK YOUR
20161018080604.941|20161018080610.413|CC1|BRAND IS TOTALLY ON FLEEK.
20161018080610.546|20161018080611.247|CC1|ALSO, YOU'RE THE BEST AT
20161018080611.381|20161018080612.815|CC1|SNAPCHAT FILTERS.
20161018080612.949|20161018080613.983|CC1|>> Seth: OH, WELL THANKS MAN.
20161018080614.117|20161018080614.918|CC1|HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
20161018080615.051|20161018080617.353|CC1|STAY OUT OF SCHOOL.
20161018080617.487|20161018080618.521|CC1|>> OH, RIGHT ON.
20161018080618.655|20161018080622.091|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018080622.225|20161018080624.794|CC1|>> Seth: YOU'RE DONE, OKAY?
20161018080624.928|20161018080626.229|CC1|THAT WAS SO WEIRD.
20161018080626.362|20161018080627.196|CC1|HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.
20161018080627.330|20161018080627.897|CC1|I GUESS I'M PRETTY COOL WITH
20161018080628.031|20161018080628.831|CC1|TEENAGERS.
20161018080628.965|20161018080630.199|CC1|>> YOU CLEARLY PAID THAT GUY AND
20161018080630.333|20161018080631.401|CC1|HE WAS LIKE 30.
20161018080631.534|20161018080632.435|CC1|[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
20161018080632.568|20161018080633.469|CC1|>> Seth: UH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
20161018080633.603|20161018080634.704|CC1|FORGET ABOUT THAT MILEY.
20161018080634.837|20161018080635.371|CC1|SHOULD WE MAYBE STEAL SOME
20161018080635.505|20161018080636.339|CC1|STUFF?
20161018080636.472|20161018080637.073|CC1|>> WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
20161018080637.206|20161018080637.707|CC1|YOU HAVE MONEY.
20161018080637.840|20161018080638.641|CC1|YOU COULD JUST BUY IT.
20161018080638.775|20161018080640.209|CC1|>> Seth: I'M SORRY BUT THAT'S
20161018080640.343|20161018080641.778|CC1|NOT HOW MY GANG AND I DOES IT.
20161018080641.911|20161018080642.278|CC1|[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
20161018080642.412|20161018080642.679|CC1|>> WHAT?
20161018080642.812|20161018080643.313|CC1|YOU'RE IN A GANG?
20161018080643.446|20161018080644.180|CC1|WITH WHO?
20161018080644.314|20161018080644.881|CC1|>> Seth: WITH WHO, AM I IN A
20161018080645.014|20161018080646.416|CC1|GANG WITH?
20161018080646.549|20161018080650.019|CC1|UH, JOEY.
20161018080650.153|20161018080650.787|CC1|MY BUDDY ROSS.
20161018080650.920|20161018080652.522|CC1|[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
20161018080652.655|20161018080653.923|CC1|MONICA.
20161018080654.057|20161018080654.724|CC1|CHANDLER.
20161018080654.857|20161018080655.224|CC1|[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
20161018080655.358|20161018080655.992|CC1|>> ARE YOU LOOKING AT THAT
20161018080656.125|20161018080656.793|CC1|"FRIENDS" POSTER AND JUST NAMING
20161018080656.926|20161018080657.493|CC1|ALL THEIR NAMES?
20161018080657.627|20161018080658.027|CC1|>> Seth: NO.
20161018080658.161|20161018080702.131|CC1|♪♪
20161018080702.265|20161018080703.566|CC1|>> Seth: SO THIS IS MY DRESSING
20161018080703.700|20161018080705.101|CC1|ROOM.
20161018080705.234|20161018080705.968|CC1|IT'S WHERE I GET LIFTED BEFORE
20161018080706.102|20161018080708.137|CC1|THE SHOWS.
20161018080708.271|20161018080710.306|CC1|DO YOU WANT TO CHIEF UP?
20161018080710.440|20161018080711.674|CC1|>> NO, I'M GOOD.
20161018080711.808|20161018080713.009|CC1|>> Seth: ALL RIGHT WELL I'M
20161018080713.142|20161018080713.876|CC1|GOING TO PARTAKE.
20161018080714.010|20161018080714.944|CC1|>> OKAY.
20161018080715.078|20161018080716.546|CC1|WELL I THINK I'M ACTUALLY JUST,
20161018080716.679|20161018080718.681|CC1|GOING TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
20161018080718.815|20161018080719.415|CC1|>> Seth: ALL RIGHT, DON'T FALL
20161018080719.549|20161018080720.550|CC1|IN.
20161018080720.683|20161018080722.785|CC1|>> WHAT?
20161018080722.919|20161018080726.622|CC1|>> Seth: UM, DON'T FALL IN?
20161018080726.756|20161018080728.124|CC1|>> TO THE TOILET?
20161018080728.257|20161018080729.125|CC1|[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
20161018080729.258|20161018080729.826|CC1|>> Seth: YEAH, IT'S AN
20161018080729.959|20161018080731.627|CC1|EXPRESSION.
20161018080731.761|20161018080733.629|CC1|>> OKAY I'LL MAKE SURE THAT I
20161018080733.763|20161018080734.797|CC1|DON'T FALL INTO THE TOILET WHILE
20161018080734.931|20161018080737.600|CC1|I'M GOING TO THE BATHROOM.
20161018080737.734|20161018080738.801|CC1|>> Seth: STUPID MEYERS.
20161018080738.935|20161018080742.572|CC1|♪♪
20161018080742.705|20161018080745.341|CC1|>> SETH?
20161018080745.475|20161018080747.810|CC1|>> Seth: MILEY, I'M DOWN HERE.
20161018080747.944|20161018080748.344|CC1|[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
20161018080748.478|20161018080748.945|CC1|I'M FREAKING OUT MILEY.
20161018080749.078|20161018080750.279|CC1|I'M FREAKING OUT.
20161018080750.413|20161018080750.947|CC1|>> SETH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
20161018080751.080|20161018080753.049|CC1|UNDERNEATH THERE?
20161018080753.182|20161018080754.751|CC1|>> Seth: I DON'T KNOW.
20161018080754.884|20161018080755.485|CC1|IT MUST HAVE BEEN ALL THAT WEED
20161018080755.618|20161018080756.753|CC1|THAT I ATE.
20161018080756.886|20161018080757.487|CC1|>> YOU ATE THOSE LOOSE LEAVES OF
20161018080757.620|20161018080758.354|CC1|WEED?
20161018080758.488|20161018080759.088|CC1|SETH, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO
20161018080759.222|20161018080800.356|CC1|THAT.
20161018080800.490|20161018080802.492|CC1|>> Seth: I KNOW, BUT I WAS JUST
20161018080802.625|20161018080803.960|CC1|TRYING TO BE COOL AND CONNECT
20161018080804.093|20161018080804.627|CC1|WITH YOU BUT, I'M NOT COOL.
20161018080804.761|20161018080808.431|CC1|I'M SO LAME.
20161018080808.564|20161018080809.966|CC1|MY IDEA OF REBELLING IS GOING A
20161018080810.099|20161018080811.267|CC1|DAY WITHOUT SHAMPOO AND I DID
20161018080811.401|20161018080811.901|CC1|HIRE A 30-YEAR-OLD MAN TO
20161018080812.034|20161018080812.935|CC1|PRETEND TO BE A TEENAGER.
20161018080813.069|20161018080814.504|CC1|MILEY, I DID DO THAT.
20161018080814.637|20161018080815.104|CC1|[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
20161018080815.238|20161018080815.605|CC1|>> COME ON, SETH.
20161018080815.738|20161018080816.339|CC1|COME OUT FROM UNDERNEATH THERE.
20161018080816.472|20161018080823.713|CC1|OH GOD.
20161018080823.846|20161018080825.515|CC1|LISTEN, YOU DON'T HAVE TO
20161018080825.648|20161018080826.249|CC1|PRETEND TO BE YOUNG TO IMPRESS
20161018080826.382|20161018080828.084|CC1|ME.
20161018080828.217|20161018080830.153|CC1|WHAT WOULD REALLY IMPRESS IS YOU
20161018080830.286|20161018080832.421|CC1|JUST BEING REAL WHICH IS EXACTLY
20161018080832.555|20161018080834.457|CC1|WHAT WILL IMPRESS ME IN "THE
20161018080834.590|20161018080835.258|CC1|VOICE" CHAIR.
20161018080835.391|20161018080836.893|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018080837.026|20161018080837.593|CC1|NOW LET ME SEE THAT WEED YOU
20161018080837.727|20161018080839.228|CC1|ATE.
20161018080839.362|20161018080843.566|CC1|[ SNIFFING ]
20161018080843.699|20161018080846.469|CC1|SETH, THIS IS BASIL.
20161018080846.602|20161018080848.604|CC1|>> Seth: THAT MAKES SENSE, IT
20161018080848.738|20161018080850.640|CC1|SMELLED AND TASTED LIKE BASIL.
20161018080850.773|20161018080852.508|CC1|>> SETH, GIVE ME A HUG YOU
20161018080852.642|20161018080856.512|CC1|SWEET, SWEET LITTLE IDIOT.
20161018080856.646|20161018080857.246|CC1|>> Seth: THIS HAS BEEN "FORCED
20161018080857.380|20161018080858.848|CC1|FRIENDS WITH SETH AND MILEY."
20161018080858.981|20161018080859.782|CC1|♪♪
20161018080859.916|20161018080900.883|CC1|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
20161018080901.017|20161018080901.784|CC1|>> THANK YOU SO MUCH TO
20161018080901.918|20161018080902.785|CC1|MILEY CYRUS FOR HANGING OUT WITH
20161018080902.919|20161018080904.487|CC1|ME.
20161018080904.620|20161018080906.355|CC1|YOU CAN SEE "THE VOICE" MONDAYS
20161018080906.489|20161018080907.557|CC1|AND TUESDAYS AT 8:00 P.M.,
20161018080907.690|20161018080908.324|CC1|7 CENTRAL RIGHT HERE ON NBC.
20161018080908.457|20161018080909.091|CC1|WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
20161018080909.225|20161018080909.525|CC1|"LATE NIGHT."
20161018080909.659|20161018080910.526|CC1|♪♪
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20161018081109.613|20161018081112.014|CC1|   Clinically proven to help
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20161018081112.049|20161018081115.384|CC1|  NEW, FROM METAMUCIL, THE #1
20161018081112.049|20161018081115.384|CC1|   DOCTOR RECOMMENDED BRAND.
20161018081115.518|20161018081116.852|CC1|              ♪ ♪
20161018081116.887|20161018081120.089|CC1|    We believe that light beer
20161018081116.887|20161018081120.089|CC1|  shouldn't compromise on taste.
20161018081120.123|20161018081123.526|CC1|And we hold true to that belief.
20161018081123.560|20161018081127.229|CC1|         We have to. It's
20161018081123.560|20161018081127.229|CC1|      tattooed on our neck.
20161018081127.264|20161018081130.199|CC1|    Spelled different because
20161018081127.264|20161018081130.199|CC1|      it's brewed different.
20161018081230.994|20161018081234.997|CC1|thousand new jobs
20161018081234.998|20161018081236.866|CC1|        good, middle class jobs.
20161018081236.867|20161018081242.071|CC1|     Yes on M will fill potholes
20161018081236.867|20161018081242.071|CC1|    and repair local streets in
20161018081236.867|20161018081242.071|CC1|     all Eighty-eight LA
20161018081236.867|20161018081242.071|CC1|     County cities.
20161018081242.072|20161018081312.635|CC1| Yes on M will improve and move
20161018081242.072|20161018081312.635|CC1|           traffic in LA County.
20161018081350.406|20161018081354.043|SEG_00|Type=Story start
20161018081350.406|20161018081354.043|CC1|♪♪
20161018081354.176|20161018081354.677|CC1|[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
20161018081354.810|20161018081355.277|CC1|>> Seth: WELCOME BACK,
20161018081355.411|20161018081357.146|CC1|EVERYBODY.
20161018081357.279|20161018081358.747|CC1|NOW, A QUESTION FOR YOU.
20161018081358.881|20161018081359.481|CC1|YOU GUYS FAMILIAR WITH THESE DOG
20161018081359.615|20161018081401.617|CC1|SHAMING WEBSITES?
20161018081401.750|20161018081403.452|CC1|THE WAY IT WORKS IS PEOPLE TAKE
20161018081403.586|20161018081405.354|CC1|A PICTURE OF THEIR DOG LOOKING
20161018081405.487|20161018081406.355|CC1|GUILTY NEXT TO A LITTLE SIGN
20161018081406.488|20161018081407.022|CC1|THAT SAYS WHAT THE DOG DID.
20161018081407.156|20161018081408.958|CC1|HERE'S AN EXAMPLE.
20161018081409.091|20161018081410.225|CC1|I ATE MY DADDY'S
20161018081410.359|20161018081410.793|CC1|$300 SUNGLASSES.
20161018081410.926|20161018081411.760|CC1|PRETTY CUTE, RIGHT?
20161018081411.894|20161018081413.362|CC1|HERE'S ANOTHER ONE.
20161018081413.495|20161018081414.797|CC1|I ENJOY DIGGING THE FLOWER BEDS
20161018081414.930|20161018081415.531|CC1|UP AND EATING MULCH BECAUSE I'M
20161018081415.664|20161018081417.399|CC1|BORED.
20161018081417.533|20161018081418.367|CC1|ADORABLE, BUT THESE ARE ALL
20161018081418.500|20161018081419.735|CC1|MINOR OFFENSES.
20161018081419.868|20161018081420.903|CC1|AND AFTER SEARCHING AROUND THE
20161018081421.036|20161018081422.104|CC1|INTERNET, WE FOUND SOME WEBSITES
20161018081422.237|20161018081424.373|CC1|FEATURING DOGS THAT HAVE DONE
20161018081424.506|20161018081425.507|CC1|MUCH, MUCH WORSE THINGS.
20161018081425.641|20161018081427.042|CC1|WE LIKE TO SHOW YOU THEM NOW IN
20161018081427.176|20161018081427.776|CC1|A SEGMENT WE CALL "EXTREME DOG
20161018081427.910|20161018081428.444|CC1|SHAMING."
20161018081429.945|20161018081431.113|CC1|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
20161018081431.246|20161018081435.851|CC1|♪♪
20161018081435.985|20161018081436.585|CC1|EXTREME INDEED.
20161018081436.719|20161018081437.319|CC1|LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT OUR FIRST
20161018081437.453|20161018081438.554|CC1|DOG.
20161018081438.687|20161018081440.089|CC1|HE LOOKS ADORABLE.
20161018081440.222|20161018081440.823|CC1|I CAN'T IMAGINE HE'D DO ANYTHING
20161018081440.956|20161018081442.591|CC1|TOO BAD.
20161018081442.725|20161018081444.526|CC1|IT TAKES ME THREE FULL MINUTES
20161018081444.660|20161018081445.260|CC1|TO GET MY BAG INTO THE OVERHEAD
20161018081445.394|20161018081445.761|CC1|BIN.
20161018081445.894|20161018081447.396|CC1|[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
20161018081447.529|20161018081449.398|CC1|IF THE BIN DOESN'T --
20161018081449.531|20161018081451.633|CC1|WHO'S NEXT?
20161018081451.767|20161018081452.368|CC1|WHAT A CUTE LITTLE PUPPERS THIS
20161018081452.501|20161018081453.002|CC1|GUY IS.
20161018081453.135|20161018081454.470|CC1|WHAT DID HE DO?
20161018081454.603|20161018081456.071|CC1|I'M 36 AND JUST SWIPED RIGHT ON
20161018081456.205|20161018081457.306|CC1|A 19 YEAR OLD.
20161018081457.439|20161018081500.609|CC1|BAD DOG.
20161018081500.743|20161018081501.243|CC1|BAD DOG.
20161018081501.377|20161018081502.911|CC1|[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
20161018081503.045|20161018081504.213|CC1|WHO'S NEXT?
20161018081504.346|20161018081504.880|CC1|NOW THIS IS A LITTLE BUSTER
20161018081505.014|20161018081505.647|CC1|BROWN.
20161018081505.781|20161018081507.282|CC1|WHAT DID THIS FELLA DO?
20161018081507.416|20161018081508.617|CC1|I END SENTENCES WITH, YOU FEEL
20161018081508.751|20161018081509.651|CC1|ME?
20161018081509.785|20161018081511.220|CC1|[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
20161018081511.353|20161018081511.854|CC1|[ APPLAUSE ]
20161018081511.987|20161018081514.189|CC1|BAD DOG.
20161018081514.323|20161018081515.424|CC1|WHO DO WE HAVE NEXT?
20161018081515.557|20161018081517.693|CC1|I LIKE THIS GUY.
20161018081517.826|20161018081519.094|CC1|I SAY I WORK OUT WHEN IN REALITY
20161018081519.228|20161018081520.829|CC1|I WALK ON THE TREADMILL FOR TEN
20161018081520.963|20161018081522.031|CC1|MINUTES AND THEN SIT ON THE
20161018081522.164|20161018081522.765|CC1|WEIGHT BENCH AND DICK AROUND ON
20161018081522.898|20161018081523.232|CC1|MY PHONE.
20161018081523.365|20161018081524.867|CC1|[ APPLAUSE ]
20161018081525.000|20161018081525.601|CC1|PEOPLE ARE WAITING TO USE THAT
20161018081525.734|20161018081528.670|CC1|TREADMILL.
20161018081528.804|20161018081530.773|CC1|BAD DOG.
20161018081530.906|20161018081531.807|CC1|WHO'S UP NEXT?
20161018081531.940|20161018081532.808|CC1|I LOVE A BOXER.
20161018081532.941|20161018081534.243|CC1|BOXERS ARE GOOD GUYS.
20161018081534.376|20161018081535.811|CC1|I ATE HILLARY'S MISSING E-MAILS.
20161018081535.944|20161018081536.779|CC1|[ CHEERS ]
20161018081536.912|20161018081541.784|CC1|[ APPLAUSE ]
20161018081541.917|20161018081543.352|CC1|WHO'S NEXT?
20161018081543.485|20161018081544.653|CC1|ADORABLE.
20161018081544.787|20161018081547.423|CC1|ADORABLE, ADORABLE!
20161018081547.556|20161018081548.157|CC1|I THINK JOHNNY DEPP WAS THE
20161018081548.290|20161018081549.691|CC1|BETTER WONKA.
20161018081549.825|20161018081551.794|CC1|[ AUDIENCE OOHS ]
20161018081551.927|20161018081552.461|CC1|YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR [ BLEEP ]
20161018081552.594|20161018081553.195|CC1|MIND, DOG.
20161018081553.328|20161018081556.899|CC1|[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
20161018081557.032|20161018081602.471|CC1|BAD DOG.
20161018081602.604|20161018081604.039|CC1|WHO'S NEXT?
20161018081604.173|20161018081605.974|CC1|AWW, THIS ONE'S THE BEST.
20161018081606.108|20161018081607.376|CC1|I PEED ON A FIRE HYDRANT IN RIO
20161018081607.509|20161018081608.577|CC1|AND SAID I WAS ROBBED.
20161018081608.710|20161018081611.113|CC1|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
20161018081611.246|20161018081613.248|CC1|WHAT'S THE UPSIDE THERE?
20161018081613.382|20161018081616.118|CC1|WOW.
20161018081616.251|20161018081618.287|CC1|WHO DO WE HAVE NEXT?
20161018081618.420|20161018081620.289|CC1|WHAT DID YOU DO LITTLE GUY?
20161018081620.422|20161018081620.956|CC1|I THINK SULLY WAS JUST SHOW
20161018081621.089|20161018081621.924|CC1|BOATING.
20161018081622.057|20161018081628.330|CC1|[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
20161018081628.464|20161018081629.131|CC1|THE AUDIENCE TURNED AGAINST YOU,
20161018081629.264|20161018081632.701|CC1|DOG.
20161018081632.835|20161018081633.902|CC1|WHO'S NEXT?
20161018081634.036|20161018081636.071|CC1|AWW, THIS GUY'S TOO CUTE.
20161018081636.205|20161018081638.106|CC1|I CORRECT PEOPLE'S PRONUNCIATION
20161018081638.240|20161018081639.208|CC1|OF THE WORD BRUSCHETTA.
20161018081639.341|20161018081643.278|CC1|[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
20161018081643.412|20161018081645.447|CC1|IT SUCKS.
20161018081645.581|20161018081647.249|CC1|WHO'S NEXT?
20161018081647.382|20161018081648.483|CC1|I LIKE A BIG GUY.
20161018081648.617|20161018081650.052|CC1|WHAT DID HE DO?
20161018081650.185|20161018081651.153|CC1|WHEN MY OWNER HAD TO GO TO THE
20161018081651.286|20161018081652.287|CC1|HOSPITAL, I FOLLOWED THE
20161018081652.421|20161018081654.423|CC1|AMBULANCE ALL THE WAY THERE.
20161018081654.556|20161018081654.990|CC1|THAT'S NOT BAD, YEAH.
20161018081655.123|20161018081656.225|CC1|THAT'S SWEET.
20161018081656.358|20161018081656.892|CC1|OH WAIT, I'M SORRY, THERE'S
20161018081657.025|20161018081657.826|CC1|MORE.
20161018081657.960|20161018081658.994|CC1|TO FINISH THE JOB.
20161018081659.127|20161018081701.263|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018081701.396|20161018081704.433|CC1|BAD DOG!
20161018081704.566|20161018081705.567|CC1|WHO'S NEXT?
20161018081705.701|20161018081706.702|CC1|AWW, MAN.
20161018081706.835|20161018081707.236|CC1|SO CUTE.
20161018081707.369|20161018081707.936|CC1|I WANT ONE.
20161018081708.070|20161018081709.638|CC1|WHAT DID YOU DO?
20161018081709.771|20161018081710.939|CC1|RUSTY LIKES TO REFER TO HIMSELF
20161018081711.073|20161018081717.112|CC1|IN THE THIRD PERSON.
20161018081717.246|20161018081718.513|CC1|YOU'RE AN ASS[ BLEEP ].
20161018081718.647|20161018081719.348|CC1|[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
20161018081719.481|20161018081720.482|CC1|WHO'S NEXT, FOLKS?
20161018081720.616|20161018081721.183|CC1|THEY MAKE THEM ANY CUTER THAN
20161018081721.316|20161018081722.651|CC1|THIS?
20161018081722.784|20161018081724.152|CC1|I SOLD MY DOG HOUSE TO A HIPSTER
20161018081724.286|20161018081724.953|CC1|COUPLE WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A TINY
20161018081725.087|20161018081725.487|CC1|HOME.
20161018081725.621|20161018081727.022|CC1|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
20161018081727.155|20161018081728.590|CC1|WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
20161018081728.724|20161018081729.625|CC1|BAD HIPSTERS.
20161018081729.758|20161018081732.461|CC1|PUT THAT ON THE HIPSTERS.
20161018081732.594|20161018081734.029|CC1|WHO DO WE HAVE NEXT?
20161018081734.162|20161018081735.264|CC1|OH, WAIT A MINUTE, EVERYBODY.
20161018081735.397|20161018081736.565|CC1|THIS IS MY DOG FRISBEE.
20161018081736.698|20161018081738.367|CC1|FRISBEE, WHAT'D YOU DO?
20161018081738.500|20161018081739.735|CC1|SOMETIMES SETH USES MY PEE
20161018081739.868|20161018081740.535|CC1|FENCE.
20161018081740.669|20161018081743.438|CC1|12 TIMES.
20161018081743.572|20161018081745.440|CC1|IT WAS 12 TIMES.
20161018081745.574|20161018081746.375|CC1|THAT WAS "EXTREME DOG SHAMING."
20161018081746.508|20161018081746.909|CC1|WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
20161018081747.042|20161018081747.843|CC1|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
20161018081747.976|20161018081752.347|CC1|♪♪
20161018081754.117|20161018081838.560|SEG_00|Type=Commercial
20161018081754.117|20161018081755.484|CC1|     I'm Jamie Foxx for Verizon,
20161018081755.585|20161018081757.219|CC1|        introducing LTE Advanced
20161018081755.585|20161018081757.219|CC1|        powering America's
20161018081757.320|20161018081800.022|CC1|             largest and fastest
20161018081757.320|20161018081800.022|CC1|            4G LTE network ever.
20161018081800.123|20161018081802.891|CC1|   And I'm also Jamie Foxx
20161018081800.123|20161018081802.891|CC1|         for Sprint.
20161018081800.123|20161018081802.891|CC1|And I'm also
20161018081800.123|20161018081802.891|CC1|Jamie Foxx for T-Mobile.
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20161018081802.992|20161018081805.527|CC1|Also America's largest,
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20161018081805.628|20161018081807.162|CC1|       everything I said?
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20161018081807.263|20161018081809.398|CC1|everything I said?
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20161018081823.545|20161018081824.813|CC1|        Wild Mustangs...
20161018081824.847|20161018081826.581|CC1|    I can't believe we live
20161018081824.847|20161018081826.581|CC1|   in the middle of all this.
20161018081826.616|20161018081827.916|CC1|    State Farm knows that for
20161018081827.950|20161018081829.584|CC1|   every one of those moments,
20161018081829.619|20161018081830.786|CC1|     there's one of these...
20161018081830.820|20161018081831.853|CC1|        Wild Mustangs?!?
20161018081831.888|20161018081833.455|CC1|    I can't believe we live
20161018081831.888|20161018081833.455|CC1|   in the middle of all this!
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20161018081835.892|20161018081838.126|CC1|   with State Farm to help life
20161018081835.892|20161018081838.126|CC1|               go right.
20161018081838.560|20161018081851.473|SEG_00|Type=Story start
20161018081838.560|20161018081851.473|CC1|♪♪
20161018081853.809|20161018081953.635|SEG_00|Type=Commercial
20161018081853.809|20161018081855.110|CC1|  I love my shop,
20161018081855.111|20161018081856.812|CC1|      but my back pain was
20161018081855.111|20161018081856.812|CC1|    making it hard to sleep
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20161018081859.415|20161018081901.316|CC1|         The only one to
20161018081859.415|20161018081901.316|CC1|       combine a sleep aid
20161018081901.317|20161018081904.119|CC1|      plus the 12 hour pain
20161018081901.317|20161018081904.119|CC1|   relieving strength of Aleve.
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20161018081905.421|20161018081908.223|CC1|           Aleve PM for
20161018081905.421|20161018081908.223|CC1|           a better AM.
20161018081953.635|20161018081957.506|SEG_00|Type=Story start
20161018081953.635|20161018081957.506|CC1|    Electrical charges live at
20161018081953.635|20161018081957.506|CC1|    the heart of every hybrid.
20161018081957.974|20161018082258.420|SEG_00|Type=Commercial
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20161018081959.375|20161018082000.675|CC1|          truly move us.
20161018082000.710|20161018082003.979|CC1|   With over one million on the
20161018082000.710|20161018082003.979|CC1|     road, Lexus hybrids are
20161018082004.013|20161018082006.715|CC1|        always charged and
20161018082004.013|20161018082006.715|CC1|          always ready.
20161018082008.650|20161018082010.118|CC1|     Your insurance company
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20161018082010.153|20161018082012.053|CC1|     the full value of your
20161018082010.153|20161018082012.053|CC1|        totaled new car.
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20161018082012.088|20161018082014.789|CC1|   the wrong insurance plan."
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20161018082023.633|20161018082032.274|CC1|               ♪
20161018082032.308|20161018082033.975|CC1|         I got it, dad.
20161018082034.844|20161018082035.577|CC1|              Ow!
20161018082035.611|20161018082039.347|CC1|               ♪
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20161018082046.722|20161018082048.823|CC1|        Or let you know if
20161018082046.722|20161018082048.823|CC1|     everything is just fine.
20161018082048.858|20161018082051.359|CC1|   Because, ya know, we worry.
20161018082051.394|20161018082053.228|CC1|               ♪
20161018082258.420|20161018082302.057|SEG_00|Type=Story start
20161018082258.420|20161018082302.057|CC1|♪♪
20161018082302.190|20161018082302.657|CC1|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
20161018082302.791|20161018082303.324|CC1|>> Seth: WELCOME BACK,
20161018082303.458|20161018082304.426|CC1|EVERYBODY.
20161018082304.559|20161018082305.627|CC1|OUR NEXT GUESTS ARE THE
20161018082305.760|20161018082306.895|CC1|CO-CREATORS OF HBO'S NEW SERIES
20161018082307.028|20161018082307.595|CC1|"HIGH MAINTENANCE" WHICH AIRS
20161018082307.729|20161018082308.363|CC1|FRIDAY NIGHTS.
20161018082308.496|20161018082308.797|CC1|LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
20161018082310.165|20161018082310.732|CC1|>> I SELL MUSHROOMS, THEY'RE
20161018082310.865|20161018082311.099|CC1|FUN.
20161018082311.232|20161018082312.100|CC1|I'M DOING THEM TOMORROW FOR MY
20161018082312.233|20161018082313.034|CC1|BIRTHDAY, ACTUALLY.
20161018082313.168|20161018082314.035|CC1|>> EH, I DON'T THINK WE'RE
20161018082314.169|20161018082315.136|CC1|REALLY A SHROOMS CROWD.
20161018082315.270|20161018082316.104|CC1|>> OH, DID YOU HEAR THAT?
20161018082316.237|20161018082317.939|CC1|IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY TOO.
20161018082318.073|20161018082319.307|CC1|A COUPLE OF SCORPIOS.
20161018082319.441|20161018082320.075|CC1|>> OH REALLY?
20161018082320.208|20161018082321.076|CC1|>> WHAT YEAR?
20161018082321.209|20161018082322.343|CC1|>> 84.
20161018082322.477|20161018082323.378|CC1|>> WOW.
20161018082323.511|20161018082325.080|CC1|>> HOLY [ BLEEP ] YOU'RE A BABY.
20161018082325.213|20161018082326.648|CC1|>> OH NO I DON'T THINK SO.
20161018082326.781|20161018082327.482|CC1|>> THIS IS REALLY QUITE THE
20161018082327.615|20161018082328.383|CC1|BEARD.
20161018082328.516|20161018082331.486|CC1|CAN I GRAB IT?
20161018082331.619|20161018082334.989|CC1|>> WELL YEAH, GO FOR IT.
20161018082335.123|20161018082336.357|CC1|>> IT FEELS LIKE PUBIC HAIR.
20161018082336.491|20161018082337.325|CC1|[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
20161018082337.459|20161018082338.827|CC1|>> Seth: PLEASE WELCOME TO THE
20161018082338.960|20161018082340.595|CC1|SHOW BEN SINCLAIR AND
20161018082340.728|20161018082341.863|CC1|KATJA BLICHFELD.
20161018082343.665|20161018082345.667|CC1|[ APPLAUSE ]
20161018082345.800|20161018082351.306|CC1|♪♪
20161018082351.439|20161018082358.980|CC1|♪♪
20161018082359.113|20161018082359.747|CC1|>> Seth: HI GUYS.
20161018082359.881|20161018082400.315|CC1|>> HI.
20161018082400.448|20161018082401.015|CC1|>> HEY, HEY.
20161018082401.149|20161018082401.683|CC1|>> Seth: I'M SO HAPPY THAT
20161018082401.816|20161018082402.317|CC1|YOU'RE HERE.
20161018082402.450|20161018082403.551|CC1|I'M A BIG FAN OF THE SHOW.
20161018082403.685|20161018082404.853|CC1|THIS SHOW, FOR THOSE WHO DON'T
20161018082404.986|20161018082406.020|CC1|KNOW, STARTED ON VIMEO.
20161018082406.154|20161018082407.889|CC1|YOU DID SORT OF SHORT EPISODES
20161018082408.022|20161018082409.290|CC1|ON VIMEO AND NOW IT'S ON HBO.
20161018082409.424|20161018082410.225|CC1|>> YEAH.
20161018082410.358|20161018082411.526|CC1|>> Seth: THAT'S AN UPGRADE.
20161018082411.659|20161018082412.927|CC1|THAT'S A BIG DEAL.
20161018082413.061|20161018082413.595|CC1|>> HUGE, UPGRADE.
20161018082413.728|20161018082414.329|CC1|>> Seth: BUT YOU GUYS HAVE NOT
20161018082414.462|20161018082415.096|CC1|UPGRADED YOUR LIFE.
20161018082415.230|20161018082415.797|CC1|WOULD YOU SAY THAT'S SAFE TO
20161018082415.930|20161018082416.764|CC1|SAY.
20161018082416.898|20161018082417.365|CC1|>> NO.
20161018082417.499|20161018082418.299|CC1|>> OH YOU'VE HEARD.
20161018082418.433|20161018082419.667|CC1|>> Seth: OH, I SAW A PHOTO.
20161018082419.801|20161018082420.435|CC1|MAYBE YOU GUYS CAN EXPLAIN THE
20161018082420.568|20161018082422.170|CC1|PHOTO.
20161018082422.303|20161018082424.339|CC1|THAT'S YOU GUYS IN HAMMOCKS.
20161018082424.472|20161018082426.474|CC1|>> YEAH, WELL, THAT'S JUST HOW
20161018082426.608|20161018082427.876|CC1|WE PREFER TO SLEEP NOW TO BE
20161018082428.009|20161018082429.110|CC1|HONEST.
20161018082429.244|20161018082430.044|CC1|IT'S JUST --
20161018082430.178|20161018082431.412|CC1|>> Seth: SO THIS IS TRUE.
20161018082431.546|20161018082432.046|CC1|YOU HAVE BEEN SLEEPING IN
20161018082432.180|20161018082432.413|CC1|HAMMOCKS.
20161018082432.547|20161018082432.747|CC1|>> YEAH.
20161018082432.881|20161018082433.615|CC1|>> WELL WE WENT ON A ROAD TRIP
20161018082433.748|20161018082435.216|CC1|SLEEPING IN HAMMOCKS AND PARKS.
20161018082435.350|20161018082436.451|CC1|AND --
20161018082436.584|20161018082437.118|CC1|>> WELL THIS IS US CAMPING,
20161018082437.252|20161018082438.186|CC1|OBVIOUSLY.
20161018082438.319|20161018082438.987|CC1|>> CAMPING AND ALL THAT.
20161018082439.120|20161018082439.654|CC1|>> WHICH IS LIKE A TOTALLY
20161018082439.787|20161018082441.923|CC1|NORMAL SETTING FOR A HAMMOCK.
20161018082442.056|20161018082442.657|CC1|>> Seth: THAT'S A NORMAL -- YEAH
20161018082442.790|20161018082443.391|CC1|TO CAMP A HAMMOCK IS NOT CRAZY.
20161018082443.525|20161018082444.092|CC1|>> IT'S LIKE IT FOLDS UP THIS
20161018082444.225|20161018082444.359|CC1|BIG.
20161018082444.492|20161018082445.026|CC1|IT'S THE ULTIMATE SLEEPING
20161018082445.159|20161018082446.094|CC1|METHOD.
20161018082446.227|20161018082446.761|CC1|>> Seth: THAT'S GREAT WHEN
20161018082446.895|20161018082447.295|CC1|YOU'RE IN THE WORDS.
20161018082447.428|20161018082447.762|CC1|>> RIGHT, RIGHT.
20161018082447.896|20161018082448.429|CC1|>> Seth: BUT NOW YOU'RE NOT.
20161018082448.563|20161018082449.864|CC1|>> SO THEN WE GOT TO L.A. AND
20161018082449.998|20161018082450.899|CC1|THEN WE WOULD STAY AT FRIEND'S
20161018082451.032|20161018082451.599|CC1|HOUSE AND WE WERE LIKE CAN WE
20161018082451.733|20161018082452.433|CC1|SLEEP IN YOUR BACKYARD.
20161018082452.567|20161018082454.369|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018082454.502|20161018082455.436|CC1|BECAUSE, WE HAVE THE BEST WAY TO
20161018082455.570|20161018082456.337|CC1|SLEEP.
20161018082456.471|20161018082457.038|CC1|AND EVERYONE WOULD LOOK AT US
20161018082457.171|20161018082457.772|CC1|VERY COCKEYED.
20161018082457.906|20161018082459.173|CC1|IT DID NOT GET A GREAT RESPONSE.
20161018082459.307|20161018082500.041|CC1|>> NO, EVERYONE WAS LIKE WE HAVE
20161018082500.174|20161018082501.576|CC1|A PERFECTLY LOVELY GUEST ROOM.
20161018082501.709|20161018082502.710|CC1|NEW MATTRESS.
20161018082502.844|20161018082503.444|CC1|THIS AND THAT, AND WE WERE NOT
20161018082503.578|20161018082505.079|CC1|INTERESTED AND THAT REALLY
20161018082505.213|20161018082507.749|CC1|CONFOUNDED OUR FAMILY MEMBERS.
20161018082507.882|20161018082508.683|CC1|>> Seth: DID SOME -- WERE THERE
20161018082508.816|20161018082509.784|CC1|EVER CHILDREN WHO THOUGHT YOU
20161018082509.918|20161018082510.451|CC1|WERE THE COOLEST PEOPLE ON
20161018082510.585|20161018082511.085|CC1|EARTH?
20161018082511.219|20161018082512.220|CC1|>> YES OUR NIECES AND NEPHEWS.
20161018082512.353|20161018082516.157|CC1|>> YEAH, WE WERE TELLING THEIR
20161018082516.291|20161018082518.593|CC1|PARENTS, MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS
20161018082518.726|20161018082519.727|CC1|THAT WE PUT THE HBO IN HOBO.
20161018082519.861|20161018082521.162|CC1|>> THEY LIKED THAT.
20161018082521.296|20161018082521.996|CC1|>> Seth: YEAH.
20161018082522.130|20161018082522.964|CC1|>> THEY WERE INTO THAT.
20161018082523.097|20161018082523.665|CC1|>> Seth: THEY WERE INTO THAT.
20161018082523.798|20161018082524.532|CC1|I'M INTO THAT.
20161018082524.666|20161018082526.501|CC1|YEAH, CALL ME A KID.
20161018082526.634|20161018082527.568|CC1|>> BUT YEAH, WE WOULD WAKE UP IN
20161018082527.702|20161018082528.569|CC1|THE MORNING AND THESE LIKE
20161018082528.703|20161018082529.437|CC1|LITTLE, YOU KNOW, CURIOUS FACES
20161018082529.570|20161018082531.139|CC1|WOULD BE POPPING OUT OF THE
20161018082531.272|20161018082532.607|CC1|WINDOWS TO COME LOOK AT THEIR
20161018082532.740|20161018082534.642|CC1|WEIRDO HOBO AUNT AND UNCLE.
20161018082534.776|20161018082536.077|CC1|>> HOMELESS AUNT AND UNCLE.
20161018082536.210|20161018082536.811|CC1|>> Seth: WELL THAT'S THE DREAM
20161018082536.945|20161018082537.545|CC1|THAT YOU CAN AS AN ADULT SUCCEED
20161018082537.679|20161018082538.179|CC1|AND STILL THEN LIVE IN A
20161018082538.313|20161018082538.513|CC1|HAMMOCK.
20161018082538.646|20161018082539.380|CC1|>> YEAH.
20161018082539.514|20161018082540.782|CC1|>> YEAH, YOU'RE SUCCEEDING SO
20161018082540.915|20161018082542.116|CC1|MUCH YOU DON'T NEED A HOME.
20161018082542.250|20161018082543.251|CC1|YOU ARE LIKE --
20161018082543.384|20161018082543.885|CC1|>> Seth: YOU TRANSCENDED.
20161018082544.018|20161018082544.986|CC1|>> HOME FREE.
20161018082545.119|20161018082545.720|CC1|>> YEAH.
20161018082545.853|20161018082546.354|CC1|>> Seth: YEAH THAT'S THE
20161018082546.487|20161018082547.255|CC1|EXPRESSION.
20161018082547.388|20161018082548.089|CC1|HOME FREE.
20161018082548.222|20161018082549.090|CC1|>> YEAH, I BELIEVE IT IS.
20161018082549.223|20161018082550.291|CC1|>> Seth: YOU'RE HOME FREE.
20161018082550.425|20161018082551.893|CC1|HERE'S YOUR HAMMOCK.
20161018082552.026|20161018082552.226|CC1|>> YEAH.
20161018082552.360|20161018082552.727|CC1|>> YEAH.
20161018082552.860|20161018082553.928|CC1|>> Seth: SO YOU PLAY A WEED
20161018082554.062|20161018082554.495|CC1|DEALER ON THE SHOW.
20161018082554.629|20161018082555.296|CC1|>> TRUE.
20161018082555.430|20161018082557.665|CC1|>> Seth: YOU'RE THAT GUY.
20161018082557.799|20161018082558.566|CC1|>> THE GUY.
20161018082558.700|20161018082559.067|CC1|>> Seth: THE GUY.
20161018082559.200|20161018082600.034|CC1|>> THE GUY.
20161018082600.168|20161018082600.802|CC1|>> Seth: AND SO --
20161018082600.935|20161018082601.869|CC1|>> THAT GUY IS SOMEONE ELSE.
20161018082602.003|20161018082602.971|CC1|>> Seth: THAT GUY RIGHT.
20161018082603.104|20161018082603.738|CC1|HE'S GREAT ON THE SHOW, TOO.
20161018082603.871|20161018082604.505|CC1|WE'LL HAVE TO HAVE HIM ON.
20161018082604.639|20161018082605.907|CC1|>> YEAH.
20161018082606.040|20161018082607.809|CC1|>> Seth: BUT, WHAT IS GREAT
20161018082607.942|20161018082609.210|CC1|ABOUT THE SHOW IS A LOT OF
20161018082609.344|20161018082610.578|CC1|DIFFERENT PEOPLE WHO SMOKE WEED.
20161018082610.712|20161018082611.879|CC1|AND A LOT OF DIFFERENT KINDS OF
20161018082612.013|20161018082613.281|CC1|PEOPLE AND THEY DON'T FIT INTO
20161018082613.414|20161018082614.782|CC1|THE STEREOTYPES OF WHAT WE
20161018082614.916|20161018082616.417|CC1|LEARNED TO EXPECT IN MEDIA AS
20161018082616.551|20161018082618.920|CC1|FAR AS WEED USERS.
20161018082619.053|20161018082620.688|CC1|SO ARE PEOPLE ARE FANS OF THE
20161018082620.822|20161018082621.756|CC1|SHOW, ARE YOU GUYS APPROACHED BY
20161018082621.889|20161018082623.224|CC1|PEOPLE THAT APPRECIATE THAT?
20161018082623.358|20161018082624.158|CC1|>> OH, YEAH.
20161018082624.292|20161018082625.660|CC1|A LOT OF PEOPLE SEEM TO
20161018082625.793|20161018082627.395|CC1|APPRECIATE THAT AND EVEN PEOPLE
20161018082627.528|20161018082628.696|CC1|COMING UP TO US, YOU KNOW,
20161018082628.830|20161018082630.198|CC1|SAYING LIKE "OH THANKS FOR
20161018082630.331|20161018082630.932|CC1|OPENING UP THE DIALOGUE FOR ME
20161018082631.065|20161018082631.733|CC1|AND MY PARENTS."
20161018082631.866|20161018082634.469|CC1|LIKE I HAVE BEEN KEEPING MY
20161018082634.602|20161018082635.203|CC1|STONERDOM A SECRET FOR THEM, FOR
20161018082635.336|20161018082636.270|CC1|LIKE YEARS.
20161018082636.404|20161018082637.004|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018082637.138|20161018082637.739|CC1|AND LIKE, THEY WATCHED THE SHOW
20161018082637.872|20161018082639.374|CC1|AND THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY AND
20161018082639.507|20161018082640.274|CC1|THEN I WAS ABLE TO BE LIKE "HEY,
20161018082640.408|20161018082641.275|CC1|I'M A STONER TOO AND SO ARE MY
20161018082641.409|20161018082642.777|CC1|FRIENDS.
20161018082642.910|20161018082645.346|CC1|AND THEN IT WAS ALL BETTER."
20161018082645.480|20161018082647.782|CC1|>> SO AFTER -- THE DAY AFTER WE
20161018082647.915|20161018082649.550|CC1|GOT MARRIED, WE WERE STANDING
20161018082649.684|20161018082650.952|CC1|WITH MY PARENTS BY THE CAR AND
20161018082651.085|20161018082652.487|CC1|I'M LIKE JUST SO YOU GUYS KNOW
20161018082652.620|20161018082653.654|CC1|NOW, WE SMOKE A LOT OF WEED.
20161018082653.788|20161018082654.088|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018082654.222|20161018082655.823|CC1|>> YEAH.
20161018082655.957|20161018082657.091|CC1|>> AND LIKE THAT'S KIND OF HOW
20161018082657.225|20161018082658.259|CC1|WE DEAL WITH STRESS AND MY DAD'S
20161018082658.393|20161018082658.926|CC1|LIKE "WELL SOME PEOPLE EAT
20161018082659.060|20161018082659.827|CC1|DONUTS."
20161018082659.961|20161018082702.296|CC1|AND THAT WAS GREAT.
20161018082702.430|20161018082702.764|CC1|>> IT'S TRUE.
20161018082702.897|20161018082703.331|CC1|>> Seth: THAT'S GREAT.
20161018082703.464|20161018082705.099|CC1|>> WISE WORDS.
20161018082705.233|20161018082705.833|CC1|>> Seth: I LOVE THAT YOU WAITED
20161018082705.967|20161018082707.168|CC1|UNTIL YOUR WEDDING DAY.
20161018082707.301|20161018082708.136|CC1|>> OH YEAH.
20161018082708.269|20161018082708.836|CC1|>> I THOUGHT IT WAS WEIRD
20161018082708.970|20161018082710.571|CC1|TIMING.
20161018082710.705|20161018082711.239|CC1|THAT WAS YOU JUST KIND OF --
20161018082711.372|20161018082711.906|CC1|>> YEAH WE WERE SIGNING THE
20161018082712.039|20161018082712.640|CC1|KETUBAH JUST LIKE REALLY GOING
20161018082712.774|20161018082715.710|CC1|FOR IT.
20161018082715.843|20161018082718.312|CC1|NO, IT WASN'T LIKE THAT.
20161018082718.446|20161018082719.180|CC1|KETUBAH JOKE, I'M GLAD I GOT TO
20161018082719.313|20161018082720.548|CC1|SLIDE THAT IN THERE.
20161018082720.681|20161018082721.282|CC1|>> YEAH, HOW'D YOU GET THAT IN
20161018082721.415|20161018082721.783|CC1|THERE?
20161018082721.916|20161018082723.484|CC1|>> Seth: YEAH, WAY TO GO.
20161018082723.618|20161018082724.252|CC1|>> ALSO I MEAN, SOME PEOPLE DO
20161018082724.385|20161018082725.887|CC1|STOP HIM ON THE STREET.
20161018082726.020|20161018082727.388|CC1|TO SAY THAT THEY'RE AWARE --
20161018082727.522|20161018082728.556|CC1|THEY'LL SAY LIKE I'M DOING WHAT
20161018082728.689|20161018082730.424|CC1|YOU DO.
20161018082730.558|20161018082731.125|CC1|AND HE'LL HAVE --
20161018082731.259|20161018082731.859|CC1|>> Seth: OH, WEED DELIVERY MEN?
20161018082731.993|20161018082732.193|CC1|>> YES.
20161018082732.326|20161018082732.960|CC1|>> OH YEAH.
20161018082733.094|20161018082734.128|CC1|>> Seth: WELL YOU MIGHT, I MEAN
20161018082734.262|20161018082735.763|CC1|AGAIN, BECAUSE THERE REALLY
20161018082735.897|20161018082737.331|CC1|HASN'T BEEN EVER SHOWN ON
20161018082737.465|20161018082739.634|CC1|TELEVISION, I FELT LIKE YOU ARE
20161018082739.767|20161018082740.501|CC1|NOW TECHNICALLY THE GUY AND ALSO
20161018082740.635|20161018082742.804|CC1|THE GUY FOR THEM.
20161018082742.937|20161018082743.838|CC1|>> OH, WELL, THAT'S JUST DEPENDS
20161018082743.971|20161018082746.207|CC1|WHO THEY ARE REALLY.
20161018082746.340|20161018082747.175|CC1|>> Seth: RIGHT, ARE THEY
20161018082747.308|20161018082748.810|CC1|EXCITED?
20161018082748.943|20161018082751.212|CC1|>> YEAH, I MEAN NO, SO LIKE I
20161018082751.345|20161018082752.313|CC1|REMEMBER ONE TIME WE WERE IN THE
20161018082752.446|20161018082753.214|CC1|SUBWAY AND SOMEONE WAS TRYING TO
20161018082753.347|20161018082754.081|CC1|BE VERY DISCREET.
20161018082754.215|20161018082754.816|CC1|THEY'RE LIKE "HEY I DO WHAT YOU
20161018082754.949|20161018082755.716|CC1|DO."
20161018082755.850|20161018082756.984|CC1|I'M LIKE "YOU DELIVER WEED!"
20161018082757.118|20161018082757.685|CC1|BECAUSE, I HAVE A SHOW ABOUT
20161018082757.819|20161018082758.452|CC1|THAT.
20161018082758.586|20161018082759.086|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018082759.220|20161018082803.391|CC1|LIKE IT WAS VERY NOT COOL.
20161018082803.524|20161018082804.125|CC1|IT DOES HAPPEN MORE OFTEN THAN
20161018082804.258|20161018082804.859|CC1|NOT.
20161018082804.992|20161018082806.394|CC1|THEY'RE KIND OF EVERYWHERE.
20161018082806.527|20161018082807.628|CC1|>> IT TURNS OUT --
20161018082807.762|20161018082809.363|CC1|>> IF YOU SEE A PERSON RIDING ON
20161018082809.497|20161018082810.731|CC1|A BIKE WITH LIKE A BIG BACKPACK
20161018082810.865|20161018082811.966|CC1|AND THEY KIND OF LOOK LIKE
20161018082812.099|20161018082812.600|CC1|THEY'RE JUST --
20161018082812.733|20161018082813.367|CC1|>> THERE'S A POSSIBILITY.
20161018082813.501|20161018082814.468|CC1|IT'S NOT EVERYBODY.
20161018082814.602|20161018082815.336|CC1|>> THERE'S A LARGE POSSIBILITY.
20161018082815.469|20161018082816.237|CC1|>> LET'S NOT START PROFILING.
20161018082816.370|20161018082816.904|CC1|>> EH, OKAY YEAH, BUT YEAH.
20161018082817.038|20161018082818.573|CC1|>> BUT MAYBE.
20161018082818.706|20161018082820.107|CC1|>> Seth: I GUESS THAT'S TRUE
20161018082820.241|20161018082821.576|CC1|BECAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE FOOD
20161018082821.709|20161018082822.710|CC1|DELIVERY MEN BUT THEY DON'T HAVE
20161018082822.844|20161018082824.212|CC1|LIKE THE FOOD ON THE HANDLEBAR.
20161018082824.345|20161018082826.280|CC1|>> WHICH I'M LIKE WHY DON'T YOU
20161018082826.414|20161018082827.014|CC1|GET LIKE A FOOD DELIVERY BAG FOR
20161018082827.148|20161018082828.149|CC1|THOSE GUYS?
20161018082828.282|20161018082828.983|CC1|SO IT'S LIKE --
20161018082829.116|20161018082829.684|CC1|>> PUT IT LIKE IN A PIZZA BOX.
20161018082829.817|20161018082830.618|CC1|>> YEAH PUT IT IN A PIZZA BOX.
20161018082830.751|20161018082831.385|CC1|COME ON GUYS.
20161018082831.519|20161018082832.086|CC1|HIDE IT A LITTLE.
20161018082832.220|20161018082833.654|CC1|I DON'T KNOW.
20161018082833.788|20161018082834.522|CC1|>> Seth: I THINK SOMEONE LIKE
20161018082834.655|20161018082835.223|CC1|YOU THEY WOULD SAY NO YOU'RE
20161018082835.356|20161018082836.657|CC1|MAKING YOURSELF TOO CONSPICUOUS.
20161018082836.791|20161018082837.592|CC1|>> YEAH, EXACTLY.
20161018082837.725|20161018082838.826|CC1|>> Seth: BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD
20161018082838.960|20161018082840.027|CC1|BE A WEIRD DUDE WITH A PIZZA BOX
20161018082840.161|20161018082843.297|CC1|LOOKING SUPER NERVOUS.
20161018082843.431|20161018082844.065|CC1|>> I'D BE LIKE OOH PIZZA.
20161018082844.198|20161018082845.466|CC1|>> I DON'T KNOW OR SOMEONE WAS
20161018082845.600|20161018082846.734|CC1|TRACKING THEM THEY JUST WOULD BE
20161018082846.867|20161018082847.435|CC1|LIKE IS HE EVER GOING TO DROP
20161018082847.568|20161018082849.804|CC1|OFF THAT PIZZA?
20161018082849.937|20161018082850.471|CC1|>> RIGHT, YEAH, EXACTLY.
20161018082850.605|20161018082851.172|CC1|>> JUST LIKE CARRYING AROUND
20161018082851.305|20161018082851.739|CC1|THAT SAME PIZZA.
20161018082851.872|20161018082852.473|CC1|>> Seth: I SEE THE SAME GUY WITH
20161018082852.607|20161018082853.140|CC1|ONE PIZZA, LIKE DO YOU NEED
20161018082853.274|20161018082853.541|CC1|DIRECTIONS?
20161018082853.674|20161018082853.874|CC1|>> YEAH.
20161018082854.008|20161018082854.542|CC1|>> Seth: SO, YOU GUYS WRITE
20161018082854.675|20161018082856.277|CC1|THESE EPISODES TOGETHER AND THEN
20161018082856.410|20161018082858.246|CC1|ON SET, OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE
20161018082858.379|20161018082859.413|CC1|MARRIED, BUT IS IT TRUE EVEN ON
20161018082859.547|20161018082900.681|CC1|SET YOU SORT OF HAVE A
20161018082900.815|20161018082902.016|CC1|MOTHER-FATHER RELATIONSHIP?
20161018082902.149|20161018082903.251|CC1|AND IF SO HOW DOES THAT MANIFEST
20161018082903.384|20161018082903.918|CC1|ITSELF?
20161018082904.051|20161018082904.752|CC1|>> WELL, WE'RE THE DIRECTORS
20161018082904.885|20161018082906.187|CC1|TOO, OF THE WHOLE THING.
20161018082906.320|20161018082907.088|CC1|>> YEAH, WE'RE VERY MUCH A TEAM,
20161018082907.221|20161018082908.522|CC1|VERY MUCH A PARTNERSHIP.
20161018082908.656|20161018082909.757|CC1|YEAH IT SORT OF FEELS LIKE WE'RE
20161018082909.890|20161018082911.659|CC1|LIKE THE MOTHER AND FATHER OF A
20161018082911.792|20161018082913.527|CC1|FAMILY OF, I WAS GOING TO SAY
20161018082913.661|20161018082914.528|CC1|STONERS BUT THAT'S NOT TRUE, OF
20161018082914.662|20161018082916.831|CC1|A VERY LOVELY CREW.
20161018082916.964|20161018082918.232|CC1|>> YEAH, WE ARE MOTHER AND
20161018082918.366|20161018082919.233|CC1|FATHER WHO WAS LIKE THAT'S LIKE
20161018082919.367|20161018082920.067|CC1|LET'S SMOKE AFTER WE FINISH WORK
20161018082920.201|20161018082920.735|CC1|TODAY.
20161018082920.868|20161018082921.769|CC1|>> YEAH, EVERYBODY WORK FIRST.
20161018082921.902|20161018082922.403|CC1|>> Seth: OH THAT'S NICE.
20161018082922.536|20161018082922.803|CC1|>> YEAH.
20161018082922.937|20161018082923.471|CC1|>> AND LIKE, DON'T FIGHT IN
20161018082923.604|20161018082923.971|CC1|FRONT OF THE KIDS.
20161018082924.105|20161018082924.805|CC1|WE'RE VERY NURTURING.
20161018082924.939|20161018082926.407|CC1|LOTS OF HUGGING ON OUR SET.
20161018082926.540|20161018082928.609|CC1|>> Seth: IS THERE EXPECTATIONS
20161018082928.743|20161018082929.844|CC1|FROM PEOPLE WHO MIGHT NOT
20161018082929.977|20161018082932.813|CC1|UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO PUT
20161018082932.947|20161018082933.547|CC1|A SHOW TOGETHER, THAT YOU GUYS
20161018082933.681|20161018082934.181|CC1|GET STONED THE WHOLE TIME?
20161018082934.315|20161018082934.615|CC1|>> YEAH, WELL.
20161018082934.749|20161018082936.717|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018082936.851|20161018082937.952|CC1|>> SOME PEOPLE THINK THAT, YEAH.
20161018082938.085|20161018082939.253|CC1|>> I WILL SAY THERE IS THIS
20161018082939.387|20161018082941.522|CC1|THING OF WHERE LIKE, YOU REALIZE
20161018082941.656|20161018082942.790|CC1|THAT PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT YOUR
20161018082942.923|20161018082943.624|CC1|FACE TO DETERMINE HOW THEY'RE
20161018082943.758|20161018082945.393|CC1|DOING, YOU KNOW.
20161018082945.526|20161018082946.727|CC1|SO IT'S LIKE THERE'S LIKE
20161018082946.861|20161018082947.862|CC1|KEEPING YOUR FACE A CERTAIN KIND
20161018082947.995|20161018082949.697|CC1|OF -- I DON'T WANT TO REVEAL
20161018082949.830|20161018082951.465|CC1|THAT ANYTHING IS GOING WRONG
20161018082951.599|20161018082952.533|CC1|RIGHT NOW SO JUST LIKE, LET'S GO
20161018082952.667|20161018082954.135|CC1|TALK ABOUT THIS.
20161018082954.268|20161018082955.069|CC1|WHERE NO ONE CAN SEE US.
20161018082955.202|20161018082956.070|CC1|>> Seth: OH YOU MEAN WHEN YOU
20161018082956.203|20161018082957.605|CC1|GUYS MIGHT NOT COMPLETELY AGREE?
20161018082957.738|20161018082958.439|CC1|>> OH, SURE.
20161018082958.572|20161018082959.173|CC1|YEAH, LIKE DON'T FIGHT IN FRONT
20161018082959.306|20161018082959.807|CC1|OF THE KIDS.
20161018082959.940|20161018083001.142|CC1|IS LIKE A RULE.
20161018083001.275|20161018083001.542|CC1|>> ON SET.
20161018083001.676|20161018083002.109|CC1|>> SURE.
20161018083002.243|20161018083002.843|CC1|>> Seth: DO YOU THINK PEOPLE --
20161018083002.977|20161018083004.679|CC1|I WOULD ALWAYS CLOCK WHEN MY
20161018083004.812|20161018083005.780|CC1|PARENTS WERE DOING THAT.
20161018083005.913|20161018083006.347|CC1|>> OH YEAH.
20161018083006.480|20161018083007.715|CC1|>> Seth: THEY THINK THEY'RE
20161018083007.848|20161018083008.783|CC1|FOOLING YOU, BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN
20161018083008.916|20161018083009.650|CC1|MOM AND DAD LOOK AT EACH OTHER
20161018083009.784|20161018083010.384|CC1|AND LEAVE THE ROOM AND YOU KNOW
20161018083010.518|20161018083012.720|CC1|OH THEY'RE GOING TO FIGHT.
20161018083012.853|20161018083013.988|CC1|>> TELL US MORE, I'M INTERESTED
20161018083014.121|20161018083015.256|CC1|IN WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME.
20161018083015.389|20161018083016.190|CC1|>> TELL US YOUR SECRETS.
20161018083016.323|20161018083018.259|CC1|>> Seth: IT WAS ROUGH, MAN.
20161018083018.392|20161018083019.927|CC1|IT WASN'T UNTIL MY WEDDING DAY
20161018083020.061|20161018083020.661|CC1|WHEN I WAS SIGNING THE KETUBAH
20161018083020.795|20161018083020.995|CC1|THAT --
20161018083021.128|20161018083022.763|CC1|[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
20161018083022.897|20161018083026.267|CC1|ANOTHER THING I WANT TO ASK
20161018083026.400|20161018083027.134|CC1|AMY RYAN, FANTASTIC ACTRESS, WHO
20161018083027.268|20161018083027.802|CC1|WE SAW IN THAT CLIP.
20161018083027.935|20161018083028.903|CC1|>> SO GOOD.
20161018083029.036|20161018083030.104|CC1|>> Seth: YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH HER
20161018083030.237|20161018083030.805|CC1|IN REAL LIFE, AND HER HUSBAND
20161018083030.938|20161018083032.573|CC1|ERIC SLOVIN.
20161018083032.707|20161018083033.307|CC1|>> YOU KNOW HIM.
20161018083033.441|20161018083033.974|CC1|>> Seth: WHO I USED TO WORK
20161018083034.108|20161018083036.010|CC1|WITH, >> SO GOOD.
20161018083036.143|20161018083036.744|CC1|>> Seth: HE'S A FANTASTIC COMEDY
20161018083036.877|20161018083037.478|CC1|WRITER, BUT YOU GUYS KNOW THAT
20161018083037.611|20161018083037.812|CC1|AS WELL.
20161018083037.945|20161018083038.212|CC1|>> WE DO.
20161018083038.345|20161018083040.147|CC1|WE ACTUALLY WROTE SOME EPISODES
20161018083040.281|20161018083040.881|CC1|OF THIS CURRENT SEASON AT THEIR
20161018083041.015|20161018083042.683|CC1|LAKE HOUSE.
20161018083042.817|20161018083043.350|CC1|>> Seth: THAT'S VERY NICE.
20161018083043.484|20161018083044.151|CC1|>> THEY WERE VERY KIND TO US.
20161018083044.285|20161018083045.352|CC1|>> THEY WERE SO GRACIOUS.
20161018083045.486|20161018083046.921|CC1|>> AND THEY --
20161018083047.054|20161018083048.322|CC1|>> WE GOT A LITTLE OVERZEALOUS
20161018083048.456|20161018083048.956|CC1|EATING ALL OF THEIR STUFF
20161018083049.090|20161018083051.092|CC1|THOUGH.
20161018083051.225|20161018083054.295|CC1|>> WELL BECAUSE, AMY IS SO
20161018083054.428|20161018083055.129|CC1|HOSPITABLE AND GENEROUS AND OF
20161018083055.262|20161018083055.830|CC1|COURSE, AS THEY WERE LEAVING
20161018083055.963|20161018083056.464|CC1|THEY'RE LIKE PLEASE HELP
20161018083056.597|20161018083057.431|CC1|YOURSELF TO ANYTHING NOT
20161018083057.565|20161018083058.899|CC1|REALIZING THEY'RE DEALING WITH A
20161018083059.033|20161018083100.201|CC1|COUPLE OF LIKE FORMER FAT KIDS.
20161018083100.334|20161018083101.535|CC1|WHO LOVE SNEAKING SNACKS.
20161018083101.669|20161018083102.169|CC1|>> WE'RE FAT INSIDE STILL.
20161018083102.303|20161018083103.037|CC1|>> Seth: OKAY.
20161018083103.170|20161018083103.871|CC1|>> AND NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING
20161018083104.004|20161018083104.672|CC1|WRONG WITH THAT EITHER.
20161018083104.805|20161018083106.107|CC1|WE'RE VERY BODY POSITIVE PEOPLE.
20161018083106.240|20161018083107.641|CC1|>> Seth: OKAY, GOTCHA.
20161018083107.775|20161018083108.509|CC1|>> BUT I JUST WANT --
20161018083108.642|20161018083109.276|CC1|>> BUT LIKE WE ATE ALL OF THEIR
20161018083109.410|20161018083109.877|CC1|CRACKERS.
20161018083110.010|20161018083110.511|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018083110.644|20161018083111.245|CC1|I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH CRACKERS.
20161018083111.378|20161018083111.779|CC1|[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
20161018083111.912|20161018083113.414|CC1|>> Seth: I -- YEAH.
20161018083113.547|20161018083116.050|CC1|>> LIKE WE WENT INTO LIKE STALE
20161018083116.183|20161018083117.184|CC1|SOCIABLES LIKE REALLY, LIKE THE
20161018083117.318|20161018083119.053|CC1|CRACKERS THEY FORGOT ABOUT.
20161018083119.186|20161018083119.553|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018083119.687|20161018083120.654|CC1|>> WE ATE LIKE --
20161018083120.788|20161018083121.755|CC1|>> ATE THEM ALL UP.
20161018083121.889|20161018083123.424|CC1|>> Seth: DID THEY HAVE ENOUGH
20161018083123.557|20161018083124.125|CC1|CRACKERS THAT IT WAS NOT OKAY
20161018083124.258|20161018083125.526|CC1|THAT YOU ATE --
20161018083125.659|20161018083126.360|CC1|>> I MEAN IT WAS EXCESSIVE.
20161018083126.494|20161018083127.061|CC1|>> I MEAN, IT WASN'T OKAY
20161018083127.194|20161018083127.661|CC1|BECAUSE IT WAS TOO MANY
20161018083127.795|20161018083128.028|CC1|CRACKERS.
20161018083128.162|20161018083128.796|CC1|>> IT WAS TOO MANY.
20161018083128.929|20161018083129.530|CC1|LIKE NOBODY SHOULD EAT THAT MANY
20161018083129.663|20161018083129.930|CC1|CRACKERS.
20161018083130.064|20161018083131.031|CC1|>> IT WAS A LOT.
20161018083131.165|20161018083133.067|CC1|I'M SURE SHE THOUGHT WE WOULD
20161018083133.200|20161018083134.268|CC1|EAT A HALF A BOX WITH CHEESE OR
20161018083134.401|20161018083134.935|CC1|SOMETHING BUT WE ATE LIKE 8
20161018083135.069|20161018083137.037|CC1|BOXES.
20161018083137.171|20161018083138.472|CC1|I WAS LIKE, WE HAVE TO GO TO
20161018083138.606|20161018083139.140|CC1|WHOLE FOODS AND REPLACE ALL
20161018083139.273|20161018083140.608|CC1|THESE FANCY CRACKERS.
20161018083140.741|20161018083141.275|CC1|>> Seth: SURE.
20161018083141.408|20161018083142.409|CC1|>> BECAUSE THERE'S LIKE
20161018083142.543|20161018083143.511|CC1|GLUTEN-FREE VARIETY AND --
20161018083143.644|20161018083144.211|CC1|>> THEN WE WENT NUTS AT WHOLE
20161018083144.345|20161018083145.579|CC1|FOODS.
20161018083145.713|20161018083146.313|CC1|>> THEN WE BOUGHT THREE TIMES AS
20161018083146.447|20161018083148.015|CC1|MANY CRACKERS.
20161018083148.149|20161018083148.749|CC1|>> Seth: SO YOU JUST WENT TO
20161018083148.883|20161018083149.416|CC1|WHOLE FOODS AND BOUGHT MORE
20161018083149.550|20161018083149.783|CC1|CRACKERS?
20161018083149.917|20161018083150.451|CC1|>> YEAH, OUT-CRACKERED THEM.
20161018083150.584|20161018083150.851|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018083150.985|20161018083151.819|CC1|I THINK THAT -- AND I DON'T EVEN
20161018083151.952|20161018083152.920|CC1|THINK THEY'RE EATING CRACKERS,
20161018083153.053|20161018083153.621|CC1|BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE
20161018083153.754|20161018083154.054|CC1|EATING SO.
20161018083154.188|20161018083155.256|CC1|>> THEY'RE VERY HEALTHY.
20161018083155.389|20161018083156.657|CC1|THEY'RE VERY HEALTH CONSCIOUS.
20161018083156.790|20161018083157.625|CC1|>> Seth: YOU PROBABLY DID THEM A
20161018083157.758|20161018083158.359|CC1|FAVOR EATING THE CRACKERS THEY
20161018083158.492|20161018083159.760|CC1|DIDN'T WANT TO EAT.
20161018083159.894|20161018083201.028|CC1|>> NO BUT THEN WE DOUBLE DIPPED.
20161018083201.162|20161018083202.163|CC1|>> YEAH.
20161018083202.296|20161018083203.864|CC1|>> Seth: AT THE END YOU GUYS ARE
20161018083203.998|20161018083204.665|CC1|VERY GENEROUS BUT PROBABLY NOT
20161018083204.798|20161018083205.399|CC1|THE KIND HOUSE GUESTS THEY WANT
20161018083205.533|20161018083205.833|CC1|TO HAVE BACK.
20161018083205.966|20161018083206.700|CC1|>> YEAH.
20161018083206.834|20161018083207.434|CC1|>> I DON'T KNOW YOU'LL HAVE TO
20161018083207.568|20161018083208.569|CC1|ASK.
20161018083208.702|20161018083209.503|CC1|I REALLY HOPE TO BE ASKED BACK.
20161018083209.637|20161018083210.504|CC1|THAT WAS A GREAT LAKE HOUSE.
20161018083210.638|20161018083211.972|CC1|>> Seth: I WANT TO GET THIS
20161018083212.106|20161018083213.607|CC1|RIGHT, BECAUSE YOU'RE CALLED THE
20161018083213.741|20161018083215.009|CC1|GUY AND WE WERE LOOKING AT YOUR
20161018083215.142|20161018083216.377|CC1|IMBD PAG,E AND YOU HAVE A
20161018083216.510|20161018083218.012|CC1|HISTORY OF THIS BECAUSE YOU HAVE
20161018083218.145|20161018083220.080|CC1|BEEN IN ROLLS.
20161018083220.214|20161018083221.515|CC1|YOU PLAYED A GUY BEFORE.
20161018083221.649|20161018083222.016|CC1|>> "A GUY" YEAH.
20161018083222.149|20161018083222.583|CC1|[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
20161018083222.716|20161018083223.250|CC1|>> Seth: "HOMELESS GUY."
20161018083223.384|20161018083224.218|CC1|>> MM-HMM.
20161018083224.351|20161018083225.553|CC1|>> Seth: "WILD EYED GUY."
20161018083225.686|20161018083226.353|CC1|>> YEAH.
20161018083226.487|20161018083227.288|CC1|[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
20161018083227.421|20161018083228.022|CC1|>> Seth: SO THIS IS PERFECT FOR
20161018083228.155|20161018083228.923|CC1|YOU.
20161018083229.056|20161018083229.890|CC1|>> HE WAS DESTINED FOR IT.
20161018083230.024|20161018083231.258|CC1|>> YEAH YOU KNOW PEOPLE ARE
20161018083231.392|20161018083232.426|CC1|PROJECTING HOMELESS AND WILD
20161018083232.560|20161018083233.661|CC1|EYED ONTO ME AND I'M LIKE, LET'S
20161018083233.794|20161018083234.228|CC1|JUST BE REAL.
20161018083234.361|20161018083234.995|CC1|>> Seth: YEAH.
20161018083235.129|20161018083235.829|CC1|>> I'M JUST A GUY.
20161018083235.963|20161018083236.497|CC1|>> Seth: YOU'RE JUST A GUY.
20161018083236.630|20161018083237.197|CC1|>>YEAH.
20161018083237.331|20161018083237.898|CC1|YOU WANTED TO LOSE ALL THOSE
20161018083238.032|20161018083238.232|CC1|LABELS.
20161018083238.365|20161018083238.933|CC1|>> YEAH.
20161018083239.066|20161018083239.567|CC1|>> Seth: AND JUST BE YOU.
20161018083239.700|20161018083240.601|CC1|>> STRIP IT DOWN.
20161018083240.734|20161018083241.569|CC1|[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
20161018083241.702|20161018083242.269|CC1|>> Seth: AND YOU DO CASTING,
20161018083242.403|20161018083243.370|CC1|STILL.
20161018083243.504|20161018083244.071|CC1|>> I DON'T BUT I DID FOR MANY
20161018083244.204|20161018083245.272|CC1|YEARS.
20161018083245.406|20161018083246.073|CC1|>> Seth: YOU DID FOR --
20161018083246.206|20161018083246.974|CC1|>> WHEN WE STARTED THE SHOW I
20161018083247.107|20161018083247.608|CC1|WAS WORKING ON "30 ROCK"
20161018083247.741|20161018083248.309|CC1|ACTUALLY.
20161018083248.442|20161018083249.109|CC1|>> Seth: GOTCHA.
20161018083249.243|20161018083249.643|CC1|A FANTASTIC SHOW.
20161018083249.777|20161018083250.578|CC1|INCREDIBLY WELL CAST.
20161018083250.711|20161018083251.278|CC1|>> IT WAS A REALLY GOOD SHOW,
20161018083251.412|20161018083251.979|CC1|THANK YOU.
20161018083252.112|20161018083255.516|CC1|>> Seth: BUT YOU WOULD USE BEN'S
20161018083255.649|20161018083256.550|CC1|HEAD SHOTS, TWO VERSIONS OF HIS
20161018083256.684|20161018083257.217|CC1|HEAD SHOTS, IN YOUR CASTING
20161018083257.351|20161018083258.719|CC1|CLASSES.
20161018083258.852|20161018083259.954|CC1|>> OH YEAH, I DID THESE CLASSES.
20161018083300.087|20161018083300.988|CC1|LIKE, THERE'S CLASSES AROUND NEW
20161018083301.121|20161018083302.556|CC1|YORK THAT YOU CAN TAKE IF YOU'RE
20161018083302.690|20161018083303.958|CC1|AN ACTOR TO BECOME BETTER AT
20161018083304.091|20161018083305.059|CC1|AUDITIONING OR, YOU KNOW, LEARN
20161018083305.192|20161018083306.660|CC1|SOME TRICKS TO THE TRADE AND I
20161018083306.794|20161018083307.728|CC1|DID THESE CLASSES WHERE I WAS
20161018083307.861|20161018083309.029|CC1|TRYING TO HELP PEOPLE DISCOVER
20161018083309.163|20161018083310.364|CC1|LIKE WHAT TYPE THEY CAME ACROSS
20161018083310.497|20161018083311.098|CC1|AS.
20161018083311.231|20161018083312.032|CC1|>> Seth: GOTCHA.
20161018083312.166|20161018083312.766|CC1|>> LIKE TO DISCOVER LIKE THEIR
20161018083312.900|20161018083314.969|CC1|TYPES.
20161018083315.102|20161018083317.538|CC1|AND BEN I WOULD USE YOUR HEAD
20161018083317.671|20161018083318.572|CC1|SHOT -- HIS OLD HEAD SHOT AND
20161018083318.706|20161018083319.606|CC1|THEN HIS CURRENT HEAD SHOT AND
20161018083319.740|20161018083321.976|CC1|TALK ABOUT HIM.
20161018083322.109|20161018083323.544|CC1|HE WAS A CAUTIONARY TALE/SUCCESS
20161018083323.677|20161018083324.345|CC1|STORY, EVENTUALLY.
20161018083324.478|20161018083324.745|CC1|[ LAUGHTER ]
20161018083324.878|20161018083325.279|CC1|>> YEAH.
20161018083325.412|20161018083325.612|CC1|>> YEAH.
20161018083325.746|20161018083326.113|CC1|>> Seth: GOTCHA.
20161018083326.246|20161018083326.814|CC1|BECAUSE HIS SUCCESS STORY IS
20161018083326.947|20161018083327.281|CC1|WHERE HE IS NOW.
20161018083327.414|20161018083327.648|CC1|>> YEAH.
20161018083327.781|20161018083328.482|CC1|>> YEAH.
20161018083328.615|20161018083329.817|CC1|>> Seth: YOU LOOK AT THAT AND
20161018083329.950|20161018083331.986|CC1|YOU'RE LIKE PEOPLE WOULD SAY "OH
20161018083332.119|20161018083332.686|CC1|I KNOW THAT HE'S PERFECT FOR
20161018083332.820|20161018083333.087|CC1|THIS PART."
20161018083333.220|20161018083333.754|CC1|>> RIGHT.
20161018083333.887|20161018083334.521|CC1|>> BECAUSE HE LOOKS HOMELESS.
20161018083334.655|20161018083335.456|CC1|>> Seth: HE LOOKS HOMELESS.
20161018083335.589|20161018083337.091|CC1|>> NO YOU LOOK LIKE MISCHIEVOUS.
20161018083337.224|20161018083337.992|CC1|>> Seth: BUT THEN THAT EARLY ON.
20161018083338.125|20161018083339.126|CC1|AND THAT'S A DIFFERENT GUY.
20161018083339.259|20161018083339.860|CC1|>> YEAH, WHO'S THAT GUY?
20161018083339.994|20161018083340.561|CC1|>> WHO'S THAT GUY?
20161018083340.694|20161018083341.829|CC1|>> WHO IS THAT GUY THOUGH?
20161018083341.962|20161018083342.529|CC1|>> Seth: WHO'S THAT GUY, YEAH.
20161018083342.663|20161018083344.398|CC1|>> I NEVER MET THAT GUY.
20161018083344.531|20161018083344.832|CC1|>> Seth: YEAH.
20161018083344.965|20161018083345.165|CC1|>> YEAH.
20161018083345.299|20161018083345.666|CC1|[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
20161018083345.799|20161018083346.400|CC1|>> Seth: THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE THE
20161018083346.533|20161018083347.134|CC1|COP THAT WHO COMES IN AND SAYS
20161018083347.267|20161018083348.635|CC1|THE BALLISTICS ARE BACK.
20161018083348.769|20161018083350.270|CC1|>> AND YOU KNOW LIKE, I'VE NEVER
20161018083350.404|20161018083350.904|CC1|EVEN LIKE, DONE ANYTHING
20161018083351.038|20161018083352.006|CC1|PHYSICAL.
20161018083352.139|20161018083352.806|CC1|SO LIKE --
20161018083352.940|20161018083353.273|CC1|>> Seth: YEAH.
20161018083353.407|20161018083354.008|CC1|>> I'M JUST NEVER GOING TO GET
20161018083354.141|20161018083354.408|CC1|THOSE PARTS.
20161018083354.541|20161018083355.275|CC1|>> YEAH.
20161018083355.409|20161018083356.610|CC1|>> Seth: SO IT'S BETTER FOR YOU
20161018083356.744|20161018083357.644|CC1|TO JUST FULLY COMMIT TO THIS.
20161018083357.778|20161018083359.113|CC1|>> SAME LEATHER JACKET -- SAME
20161018083359.246|20161018083359.813|CC1|PLEATEHR JACKET FROM MEMBER'S
20161018083359.947|20161018083400.381|CC1|ONLY, THOUGH.
20161018083400.514|20161018083400.848|CC1|>> Seth: REALLY?
20161018083400.981|20161018083401.382|CC1|>> THE SAME --YEAH.
20161018083401.515|20161018083402.516|CC1|SAME JACKET.
20161018083402.649|20161018083403.684|CC1|>> Seth: THAT SPEAKS VOLUMES TO
20161018083403.817|20161018083404.351|CC1|HOW MUCH THE MAN MAKES THE
20161018083404.485|20161018083405.753|CC1|JACKET.
20161018083405.886|20161018083406.820|CC1|>> I LOVE MEMBER'S ONLY.
20161018083406.954|20161018083407.755|CC1|>> Seth: WELL THERE YOU GO.
20161018083407.888|20161018083408.489|CC1|IS ANYONE WATCHING FROM MEMBER'S
20161018083408.622|20161018083409.556|CC1|ONLY?
20161018083409.690|20161018083411.625|CC1|BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.
20161018083411.759|20161018083412.359|CC1|>> Seth: IF NOT WE'LL GET THEM
20161018083412.493|20161018083412.726|CC1|THIS TAPE.
20161018083412.860|20161018083413.193|CC1|>> YEAH, PLEASE.
20161018083413.327|20161018083413.894|CC1|>> THANK YOU.
20161018083414.028|20161018083414.628|CC1|>> Seth: THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH
20161018083414.762|20161018083415.095|CC1|FOR BEING HERE.
20161018083415.229|20161018083415.529|CC1|>> THANK YOU.
20161018083415.662|20161018083416.263|CC1|>> Seth: CONGRATULATIONS ON THE
20161018083416.397|20161018083416.563|CC1|SHOW.
20161018083416.697|20161018083416.997|CC1|>> THANK YOU.
20161018083417.131|20161018083417.731|CC1|>> Seth: I'M A BIG FAN OF BOTH
20161018083417.865|20161018083418.065|CC1|OF YOU.
20161018083418.198|20161018083418.665|CC1|[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
20161018083418.799|20161018083419.400|CC1|BEN SINCLAIR AND KATJA BLICHFELD
20161018083419.533|20161018083419.767|CC1|EVERYBODY.
20161018083419.900|20161018083421.635|CC1|NEW EPISODES OF "HIGH
20161018083421.769|20161018083422.669|CC1|MAINTENANCE" AIR FRIDAY NIGHT AT
20161018083422.803|20161018083424.271|CC1|11PM ON HBO.
20161018083424.405|20161018083425.272|CC1|THE ORIGINAL WEBISODES ARE
20161018083425.406|20161018083426.006|CC1|AVAILABLE ON HBO GO AND HBO NOW.
20161018083426.140|20161018083426.540|CC1|WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
20161018083426.673|20161018083432.746|CC1|♪♪
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